Payton Talbott

Born to shit, forced to wipe

[Payton Talbott @PaytonTalbott]

alright then

[Payton Talbott @PaytonTalbott]

@faridbofficial i honestly just didn’t know that you were a UFC fighter until today

[Payton Talbott @PaytonTalbott]

🫩 6 decisions bro

[Farid Basharat @faridbofficial]

Easy lay ups. Talbott beat 2 “legends”. There form going into his fights..
Cejudo 0-3
Figueredo 1-4
🤦‍♂️C’mon

[Payton Talbott @PaytonTalbott]

@faridbofficial yeah sorry man thats a bummer, definitely would have beat them on the score cards too!!

[Payton Talbott @PaytonTalbott]

wang cong ate her up with that i aint gon lie

[Joshua Van @JoshuaVanBT]

@MMAFighting 😂😂

[Bruce Buffer @brucebuffer]

A reminder that every time these warriors step into the Octagon, they put their health and well-being on the line for our entertainment. Nothing but respect for every fighter who makes that walk. Wishing Raoni Barcelos a full and speedy recovery. 🙏🏼

[Lain on the Blockchain @CryptoCyberia]

I hope you all know that Serial Experiments Lain is legitimately a holy prophetic document from God that not only predicted the transhumanist/antihumanist zeitgeist from the rise of digital technology, but also showed us how to escape from the dystopia we are rushing into.

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

In the club just taking damage

[ACD MMA @acdmma_]

the UFC’s “live heart rate BPM” was such a cool addition to the fights, idk why they stopped doing it

[『ᴍᴇʀᴋ』 @Merk_Gang]

If you think adding a cloak and some bandages to your mech is gonna get me again then you are absolutely right motherfucker

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

Remember this bullshit lmao

[Payton Talbott @PaytonTalbott]

its just a meme guys. nothing happened between us. i was itching to fight in the 1st half of 2026

[Payton Talbott @PaytonTalbott]

@ufc

[Payton Talbott @PaytonTalbott]

to specify i am Woody in this scenario

[Payton Talbott @PaytonTalbott]

@ufc

[Payton Talbott @PaytonTalbott]

@juhnova @floppatakes i chuckled

[claire @floppatakes]

standing in line at chipotle and this dude in front of me says "hi can i have a burrito please" lmfao ☠️☠️☠️☠️

[Payton Talbott @PaytonTalbott]

@blxciy0 i’ll probably release it soon

[Youngwiz @YoungwiMn]

Chainsaw man fans aren't even trying to defend the ending they just look at you like this

[Payton Talbott @PaytonTalbott]

im trying yall i swear

[UFC @ufc]

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