pat mycrotch

Live life to the fullest, so drink as much as you can

[pat mycrotch @PBashioum]

@_NoahHiles @Benbladel30 Guy is a man amongst boys, total animal

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I hate people who give up on Summer in August. August is prime summer. Don’t give up. Don’t ever give up

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Start payin’ the workin’ people the extra $300 a week and see how fast the unemployed get employed. Merica.

[pat mycrotch @PBashioum]

@rachhhel_lynn @just_mindy But the holidays have come and gone... so why the jump at the end of January? For shits and giggles?

[Just Mindy 🐊 @just_mindy]

Gas is now $2.59. It was $1.89 the last days of Trump admin. But y’all’s little hearts won’t be offended by mean tweets and that’s what matters. ♥️

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

70 million pissed off Republicans.
0 cities destroyed.

Think about that one for a minute.
🇺🇸🇺🇸

[pat mycrotch @PBashioum]

Y@@#my #MommaIMadeItHBO Maddow brain komhmmul

[pat mycrotch @PBashioum]

@paige__myers Just you cause you are a terrible driver

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Net worth before running for President:

Trump family: $4.5 billion
Obama - $3 million
Clinton - $480,000

Today:

Trump family: $3 billion ⬇️
Obama - $40 million ⬆️
Clinton - $100 million ⬆️

But Trump is the guy trying to steal your money?

🤔

[pat mycrotch @PBashioum]

@Dirtier_ Me

[Zoey Taylor @Got_kliM]

Can I get a spring break from my full time job🙄

[pat mycrotch @PBashioum]

@Mack3Josh Fuck pa

[pat mycrotch @PBashioum]

@Angelo_Fratini Gang

[pat mycrotch @PBashioum]

@Angelo_Fratini Peep me and Santino reppin your hang on the fence #bigsnack #eathislunch

[sarah @saraahhtonin]

PSA: YOUR FRIENDS WHO WORK 40+ HOURS A WEEK ARENT AVOIDING YOU, THEYRE JUST TIRED

[Jake @jakelindley11]

It’s so cool seeing all your unemployed friends partying and going to the lake every day while you’re at work

[pat mycrotch @PBashioum]

@Dirtier_ Let er have it bro

[krushedit @krushedit]

How are y’all boating, tanning, beaching, and doing fun shit everyday during the weekdays?? Do you not work? What responsibilities do you have? How do you pay your bills? Are you willing to pay mine??? Lmk