Paul Banter

Currently managing @JansenMyrrh; former pro wrestler; king of bad-assery; crusher of souls and dreams

[Paul Banter @PBBetterThanU]

// The fat man has sung. Time to put this one to rest. Thanks to all who took the time to interact with him. #verylargeswansong

[Paul Banter @PBBetterThanU]

It’s my first match in the ring in over a year. On the plus side, I’m probably in a much better shape than last year. On the negative, I haven’t had a match in over a year. But, sometimes you gotta finally say enough is enough. Let’s do this @mhwontour #Ammo

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@SM_WendyStevens @JansenMyrrh This wasn’t my idea but I’m going to show up on Sunday. If she chooses not to come, no hard feelings. But if she does, she’s not giving me much of a choice here.

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@JansenMyrrh Yeah yeah, still running your mouth. I thought you’d learned your lesson after being beaten by @SM_WendyStevens but looks like not. Guess we will see if I taught you everything I know or not.

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I didn’t think I’d be stepping back into the ring a year after I retired and I never thought it would be against my former protege, but sometimes you have to bring someone back to reality as much as it might hurt. For the first time, I’m stepping into a @mhwdenver ring on Ammo.

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@SM_WendyStevens @JansenMyrrh You sign the contract, you abide by the stips. She will get over it. She’s gonna be angry for a while. Hoping I can cool her off some on Sunday.

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@SM_WendyStevens @JansenMyrrh I wasn’t gonna let her throw her career away. The hair will grow back but no promoter would have touched her if she had gone back on the stipulation. She would have been finished. I did what I had to do.

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@SM_WendyStevens @JansenMyrrh It’s wrestling. They come and they go. I guess we will see what she really has on Sunday. She seems to be in the mood to let her mouth get her into more trouble than she can handle as tonight showed.

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@SM_WendyStevens @JansenMyrrh You both did a great job out there.

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@JansenMyrrh @MHWOwner You know I’m retired, right? But what the hell. Maybe it’s time to put you in your place once and for all. Ungrateful. I’ll be there Sunday. Bald ain’t so bad, hm?

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@JansenMyrrh @RoseCityFed If that’s how you really feel then fine. I ain’t gonna go where I ain’t wanted.

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@YourMajestyAG Fuck if I care.

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@YourMajestyAG Drano.

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@YourMajestyAG Did you say King of Love?

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@SM_WendyStevens I’m sure @YourMajestyAG got a fine collection of romance novels.

[Paul Banter @PBBetterThanU]

@WhammehBar @YourMajestyAG OOC: Other than being a bit ugly, you're okay with me too, brother. If you get IC heat, you're doing it right. If you're getting OOC heat, they're doing it wrong.

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@TykeIndex You ain’t gotta clue, do you? You got no idea why I do what I do. So how about you keep your flapping guns shut and mind yer own damn business, pip squeak.

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You don't want my help, that's fine. But at least talk to me and tell me what your problem is with me. Everything just damn peachy until Sunday.

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Hey @JansenMyrrh, you gonna pick up your goddamned phone?

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@SolomonCain8 @TykeIndex @Man_Like_Skrabz @MHWOwner @mhwdenver He’s all yours, Cain. Just leave a piece of him for Jansen. She’s going to want to whip his ass after the next Spectacular.