Paige Bright

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MIT '24 & UBC '25 & MIT '30 \\
she/her \\
harmonic analysis \\
\mathbb{Q}ueer \\
optimistically an optimist?
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[Paige Bright @PBitty20]

it's wild that one of the most useful facts in functional analysis is that 1/2 + 1/2 = 1

[Paige Bright @PBitty20]

signed up for a last minute lighting talk; I can now officially say I've given a chalk talk at Renyi (asterisk of course, it wasn't a full lecture lol)

[Paige Bright @PBitty20]

@erenspace_ no fr people look at me like I'm an asshole when I stand up early and I'm like,,, my body ACHES

[Burhan Azeem, Cambridge Vice Mayor @realBurhanAzeem]

Just finished 26 miles! I’ve door knocked about half of west Medford!

It’s a lot, but you gotta show up, show that you care and to earn peoples support!

[Paige Bright @PBitty20]

@erenspace_ this is beautiful

[Burhan Azeem, Cambridge Vice Mayor @realBurhanAzeem]

It's an April Fools joke but a true one. Everything on those billboards was actually proposed in 1947.

It's only a joke now because of how unbelievable it is that we'd actually do it.

Let's go deep on how we broke America's first subway and how to fix it.

[兔兒神 @chenchenwrites]

wait. april???

[Paige Bright @PBitty20]

@audrepop I got you next year boo

[Paige Bright @PBitty20]

@erenspace_ I'm aboutta do a chop this Thursday 🙏🙏 though my last two appts were cancelled due to snow rip

[Paige Bright @PBitty20]

@audrepop bruh what
be the change you want to see

[Paige Bright @PBitty20]

@erenspace_ read the first line like the starfish from nemo

[Paige Bright @PBitty20]

@RanthonyClark I'm very much the same regarding rearranging! I organize all my talks in a semi-modular way just in case last minute a new way to package it comes to mind. Especially with chalk talks where the audience's questions can guide a whole other way to approach the presentation!

[Paige Bright @PBitty20]

@erenspace_ moot walked on the moon

[Paige Bright @PBitty20]

@erenspace_ for a hot sec I considered penelope

[Paige Bright @PBitty20]

@erenspace_ what is sports if not a fandom

[Paige Bright @PBitty20]

@erenspace_ your mind

[Paige Bright @PBitty20]

i get people complaining about how short the final battle with vecna is, but let's face it the general public is not ready for a multi hour long battle (as it would take in actual DND). Most DND bosses involve chipping away at HP, strategy, and trying not to die and that happened

[Paige Bright @PBitty20]

Putting together a short list of math resources for people might be interested and thought this line was funny

[Paige Bright @PBitty20]

oh hey I guess I have a masters now

[Austin Park @austinjpark]

@rieszspieces me when i bring my "the reals are the completion of the rationals" gun to the "is 0.999... equal to 1" knife fight

[Paige Bright @PBitty20]

Same with Zane Donovan from the TV show Eureka

[Star Simpson @starsandrobots]

When I was 10 my parents left me to watch television unattended and I tuned in to a daytime movie where Vin Diesel had to go drill into an asteroid and he throwaway brags that he was “the top of his class at MIT” which I’d never heard of but decided then that I ought to check out