Jayme

Ice cream tastes better with a plastic spoon.

[Jayme @PBJaymeTime]

My 14 year old dog, Munchkin, has about a month left to live so I’m giving a farewell tour and a bucket list. Please tune in to follow her adventure.

[Jayme @PBJaymeTime]

@TaranArmstrong When Dee received the power, wasn’t one of the rules that she couldn’t tell anyone about it? Penalty vote incoming?

[Jayme @PBJaymeTime]

@LizziePouliot 2-6,8,10,12,14 look up condensed season videos on YouTube

[Jayme @PBJaymeTime]

And now they’re airing it on what happens to be my wedding day @hgtv @HouseHuntersTV @pietowntv

[Jayme @PBJaymeTime]

.@HGTV must’ve known it was my birthday since They’re playing my episode of house hunters right now

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is just letting you know that Elmo might be a little grouchy today. Naptime didn't go as planned.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

This is such an important conversation, so happy someone was brave enough to say it.

[Jayme @PBJaymeTime]

The corporate email millennial ! has me in a choke hold and I can’t escape

[Jayme @PBJaymeTime]

First time playing fantasy and I freaking won the whole season. I’m going to Disney world.

[honeybaked @davibroui]

I’m an only child and have no cousins so my holiday are geriatrics discussing all their ailments and me sitting there like

[Jayme @PBJaymeTime]

@blazinwithbri I’m a Virgo sun, aqua moon and sag rising. Pls help me

[Jayme @PBJaymeTime]

All ya have to do is lower your expectations of people. You’ll be much happier

[Jayme @PBJaymeTime]

@Steffxxnie_ If you care, I’m not going, nor do I even know anyone who’s going. But hey, I only talk to one person from our class lol. So go if you want and then give me a full report☺️

[Jayme @PBJaymeTime]

Can companies stop putting doorbell sounds in their commercials? Sincerely, dog owners

[Jayme @PBJaymeTime]

@lynngotts They tried really hard to get one on camera!

[Pie Town Productions @pietowntv]

🌼TONIGHT🌼 on #HouseHunters
A couple is ready to take their relationship to the next level and search for a home on Long Island, New York. He's looking to buy an old fixer, but she wants to spend their max on something turnkey that's near her mom.

10PM ET/PT on @hgtv

[Jayme @PBJaymeTime]

@jimcramer If you love TJX, you need this sticker! https://t.co/ny787zoXx6

[Jayme @PBJaymeTime]

@LizziePouliot That’s not a baby lamb, that’s lamb chop!

[Jayme @PBJaymeTime]

Life update: bought a house and I’m gonna be on HGTV

[Jayme @PBJaymeTime]

. @KITKAT I just opened a Kit Kat and it was pure chocolate. No wafer. Testing out a new recipe?