🐾Cat Lady🐾

Lover of cats (and all animals) #MAGA #NRA #2A #1A #MilitarySupporter #BackTheBlue #AnimalRights #NoKillShelters #BanTrophyHunting 🛑Dating 🛑DM

[🐾Cat Lady🐾 @pblake60]

Have faith in God. He has a plan. #MAGA #KAG

[For the love of Missy. @MissyBBBobtail]

I am suspicious when a person doesn't like cats.
But I totally trust a cat when it doesn't like a person.

[For the love of Missy. @MissyBBBobtail]

When mom is yelling
"SHEATEALLTHECATNIP"
but my name's Jinxy and now I can hear colors.

[For the love of Missy. @MissyBBBobtail]

My human has a little extra money.
Should :
A. Throw up on the rug
B. Limp up the stairs
C. Stop eating meals
D. Break a vase

[Cheddar @FartyCheddarCat]

Mama's hed
It weally hurts
I not fink dat be fair

I makes shur
She gets lots purrs
For her, I always dere

#CheddarPoetry #HurtyHed #Mygwain #ITakesGoodCareOfDaMama

[For the love of Missy. @MissyBBBobtail]

Don't let anyone talk you out of that Ist cat.
Those 2 cats will be the best 3 cats you'll ever have!
(Or best 7)

[Cheddar @FartyCheddarCat]

Mama gos to puppy's yard
Figgy follows close
Mama starts to pull da weeds
Figgy plays in gwass

Mama werks til she get sore
Figgy climes da twees
Mama ses it time to go
Figgy sadly sings

#FiggySesWeedsMakedMamaCwy #IFinksMamaCwyCuzHerMissesPuppyAndPuppyMama #FiggyGibbedMamaPurrs

[Cheddar @FartyCheddarCat]

Da rain, it stop
Da gwound be wets
II's on pawtrol
Detekting fwets

I be all fearse
Da zombees run
Dey noe, if cot
Dat dey be done

#CheddarPoetry #IBeFearseNinjaWarryer #DoneMeansDedded #IProteksEberyone #NuffingSkaresMe #RAWRR!!!

[Cheddar @FartyCheddarCat]

Figgy barfed
On mama's bed
He blekked a worm
But jus da hed

Den later on
Wen mama see
I ses it Fig
It not be me!

#CheddarPoetry #FiggyEatedWormy #HePwoudAboutWormy #DenHeBlekWormy #IHasEatedWormys #DeyNotBeryNummy #AtLeastHeNotBlekItOnMamasPillow

[Cheddar @FartyCheddarCat]

Heer I be
A happy me
Da nip I eat
A nummy tweat

I roll awound
In dirt on gwound
Wif paynt on fur
I loudly purr

#CheddarPoetry #Happys #Catnip #WarryerPaynt #FiggyFollowMeAgen #DenHeCopyMeAgen #HeRollAwoundInNip #IPounceHim

[Cheddar @FartyCheddarCat]

Sunbeam shines
All hot and bwite
I stays in shade
Ware it be kool

I gets all melty
Sleepy me
A cheezy puddil
On da gwound

But wen I hears
Da tweats be shaked
I jumps up fast
And runs inside

#HotOutside #MeltyCheddar #TooHotForWilds #EbenFiggyNotPlay #HeJusSitInDaGwassAllSleepy

[For the love of Missy. @MissyBBBobtail]

When you worked an 8-hour neighborhood watch shift to protect your family and absolutely NO ONE said thank you, not. even. once?