IT’S AAAAAA PLAYOFF HOCKEY NIGHT IN PITTSBURGHHHHHH!!!!!!
They didn’t believe we would be here.
They didn’t want us here.
Us.
Them.
West side, best side.
LET’S GO PENSSSSSS!!!!!!
Start yinz day off with some cawfee and chills!!!!!!
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At least we can look forward to the P̶e̶n̶g̶u̶i̶n̶s̶.
At least we can look forward to the P̶i̶r̶a̶t̶e̶s̶.
At least we can look forward to the endless immutable march towards the escape from this mundanity and release from this mortal coil.