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Just your average Gospel-preaching, Jesus-following, people-loving, baby-baptizing Presbyterian elder. #satire

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Next year’s seminar idea: “Concealed carrying at courts of the church: a history and guide.” Alternative title: “Don’t be that guy” - who’s gonna teach it? #pcaga

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Less offensive than shorts, a t shirt, and/or a backwards cap. #pcaga

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@dannyaruth Don’t stop there. Men should be required to have those 1973 hairstyles as well - the follicly challenged excepted, of course. Natural inability precludes moral culpability #pcaga

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@CDM15171031 @FrankCapraJr @RevKevDeYoung Well, he was certainly under-dressed. On that we should all agree. Cargo shorts and a t-shirt? Automatically out of order, sir! #pcaga

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@Brent_Kilman Seersucker, white bucks, and a devil-may-care attitude - I remember!!

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@williamwolfe @CharlesSJLewis @NSChurchRVA @mattlorish Go back to your flannel-graph and leave polity to the grownups, son.

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#pcaga

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@RaeWhitlock Indeed. I’m your hold out cessationist hear in the Magic City #pcaga

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“Sir, you may not speak.”
*Guy still speaks*
🤦‍♂️
#pcaga

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@RaeWhitlock I-R-C

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Cigars? ✔️
Seersucker? ✔️
My new “I ❤️ the PCA” ink sleeve prominently displayed while wearing a sensible polo? 🙅‍♂️
Sadly, no. The Old Testament forbids physical mutilation. #pcaga

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“And if thy brother vaguely disagrees with thee, pen an open letter in response to their open letter in response to thine open letter. Then thou shalt surely win favor in the eyes of the Assembly.”
-1st Manipulations 1:42 #pcaga

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St. Louis? Sounds Papist, but I’m headed there anyway. 2 years of pent-up tweets heading your way soon! #pcaga

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Ligon Duncan and Tim Keller

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Who are they?
Wrong answers only.

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It’s that time of year when a room with 1000s of Presbyterians tries to clap in unison. #pcaga

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@RaeWhitlock Sounds like you need a healthy dose of some Holy Spirit unction, my friend. #unction #pcaga #robertsrulesthefools

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Ever since we didn't name the women's report "The Priscilla Report" I feel like #PCAGA twitter has been on a steady decline. Actions have consequences, people. You've dug your own grave.

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The easy answer is to interview me.

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The byFaith team is in Overtures Committee and will report on the recommendations that the committee will make to the #PCAGA.

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Our assembly’s official hashtag is #pcaga. #decentandinorder