Mrprinc

Hala madrid

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won

[Soft Life @softlife_space]

She says consistency helped her go from looking 40 to looking like she’s in her late 20s… and the transformation is unreal. 😳🔥🤯

[Tray-Tron Martian 3000 v3.0 @liltraytray3000]

I get so excited in the summertime when girls with big tits post instagram stories because like 75% of the time it’s their big tits

[ᴊ0ʜɴɴʏ @jt0hny]

women expect you to revert them to factory settings after achieving the thousand cock stare

[Mrprinc @PChijokec]

@benueboypj3_ @khanofkhans11_ Is this what we’re doing now??

[Mrprinc @PChijokec]

@Score90_ Only mbappe gets in tbf

[Mrprinc @PChijokec]

@iomerbaig @Score90_ They don’t sorry

[Mrprinc @PChijokec]

@zepnoxrl @Score90_ You don’t know shit about football bro

[Mrprinc @PChijokec]

@Fer1co_ @1meajay 😂😂😂

[AKIN-MADE @bibzyCarter]

My brothers and I discovered that the guys sending one-word replies were getting treated even better. So we adapted.

[Mrprinc @PChijokec]

@NealGardner_ You don’t just want to accept that pedri is not good enough for knockouts 😂

[Hind Rajab 🇵🇸 ♥️ @LungeloN_Zulu]

A good girl.

[SightBringer @_The_Prophet__]

⚡️ Haaland is the purest specialist football has ever produced.

He deleted everything from his game.

The dribbling, the buildup, the flourish.

All of it liquidated and reinvested into a single function: ending attacks.

A goal per game at Salzburg. At Dortmund. At City. For Norway. Four systems, three countries, zero adaptation lag. Fastest to 50 Champions League goals in history. Now a goal in 14 straight competitive internationals.

The secret is that his finishing happens before the shot exists. The run is timed to the defender’s blind side. The body is open before the ball arrives. The first touch is the shot. Defenders mark where he is. He was never there.

Everyone else plays the moment.

Haaland plays a half second in the future, and in that half second he is completely alone.

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Well well well 😂

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

Sounds like a skill issue 😂

If he’s not aroused by looking at you then you have to be honest with yourself

[trippl 🤍 @tripplsett_]

-oh 😭😭

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

You fit just de make she put snacks for your mouth.

Or make she fight you cos she no hear from you.

You drop two chat lines she don drop 5 lines

Conversation de flow like menstrual period

Her hand go suddenly be like magnet. Always touching body.

She go use food finish you

Skincare na water

Nothing like stinginess. She ready spend.

Life soft.

[Aloyinlepon @Sugarboyadeola1]

“It’s the quality of the man’s sperm”😂

[Mrprinc @PChijokec]

@81_Score If you no Dey watch Madrid just sit this one out