Phillip Clemmons

Professional dummy, coffee lover, father to 3 demon children, and all around average human.

[Phillip Clemmons @PClemmons98]

@TableCatGames It’s considered a crime in my household

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Hi friends, just a reminder to start off this year with positivity! Let’s make 2024 a kick ass year! Love and good vibes from your super cool friend Phillip ☺️

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@stageoutlaw Look at this distinguished gentleman!

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Why are children’s toys so expensive?? Like, I wanna make my son’s birthday awesome, but like. I’m poor people. Give me a break 🙄

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Hey that’s pretty cool

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Guess who gets to go to the doctor next week to see if they have a broken tailbone??? It’s me🙃

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Job interview today! Hoping for the best!!

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@RickStevensPI I didn’t know I needed this joke until I saw it. So thank you 🙏

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@katyolady @KerriSmith2012 It made me feel so good that literally EVERYONE was comfortable enough to gently bully me all weekend ☺️

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Tell me cause I really don’t know 😂

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@CountessCassi Look at this power couple!!

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I think the saddest part of my job is throwing out literally hundreds of donuts and not being able to bring them home

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@KerriSmith2012 I feel this in my soul. Missouri being on fire was a sign!!

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@FarrahKaya

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I’m case you were wondering. I miss my friends 🥺

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@KerriSmith2012 This is why we should have that ttrpg streamer house we were all talking about!

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So I met my dad this weekend @MightiestFinn

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@theminiarcanist This is how I look at all times now

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So for happy chemicals today, I think a tattoo and a new pair of shoes is a good idea

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