I was showing my straight bud what I was planning to wear to the club. I wasn’t expecting his response
“Are you wearing a jock? Yeah, if I were a gay dude, I’d tear that ass up”
I joked that I now wish he was a gay dude. That made him smirk…
I’ve been trying to exercise more. My friend knew this and suggested we work out together. When I asked what kinda workouts he enjoys most, he said sex…I think I’m gonna like working out with him