PC Ryan Pilkington

Deceased Police Constable and Most Hated Man in Britain. Parody (of a fictional character). Follow @lineofdutycont for Line of Duty stuff.

[PC Ryan Pilkington @PcPilkington]

Seeing as I’m dead, this account will be going quiet. If you enjoyed it, and would like similar LoD stuff follow my main account @DCottan

All further communication will be through Britain’s leading clairvoyant mystic @realclintonb . Farewell, Namaste, Shalamar. Spirits-fading🙏

[PC Ryan Pilkington @PcPilkington]

@Col8712 @laineyt123 @Cparks1976 No, not here. They’re stuck in purgatory. They weren’t proper bent bastards like me. They just made bad decisions which spiralled out of control.

[PC Ryan Pilkington @PcPilkington]

I’VE GOT A CERTIFICATE!
I’m so happy in heaven right now, with the angels.

[laineyt123 @laineyt123]

@PcPilkington Here you go, son. You'll need to get one if the bent bastards to sign it though. Well done! Enjoy hell! 🤣🤣🤣

[PC Ryan Pilkington @PcPilkington]

@laineyt123 @Cparks1976 I can see him now. He’s dressed in white. Something on his head...A halo! And WINGS! He’s got wings. He’s saying something. What’s that Dot? Speak up. He’s saying “Come here you bent bastard”.
They’re all here, Tommy, Miroslav - drinking beers from the freezer.
😇 😇😇😇😇😇😇😇

[PC Ryan Pilkington @PcPilkington]

@ruffyarmstrong9 Brilliant. That is fantastic 👍

[PC Ryan Pilkington @PcPilkington]

Oh. Bollocks.
#LineofDuty

[PC Ryan Pilkington @PcPilkington]

@laineyt123 LOVE IT! So proud. Thank you. Thank you!

[PC Ryan Pilkington @PcPilkington]

Do you think I’ll still get my commendation for saving Terry’s life? You know, posthumously. Would be a nice gesture for a life of service.
#lineofduty

[PC Ryan Pilkington @PcPilkington]

@Col8712 @BeckiCorbett 👻

[PC Ryan Pilkington @PcPilkington]

SURPRISE! I’M ALIVE!
(I’m not)
#Lineofduty

[PC Ryan Pilkington @PcPilkington]

@BeckiCorbett I’d have rocked that Fruit of the Loom.

[PC Ryan Pilkington @PcPilkington]

@LadyLab17 @Zander014 Have heard that Lee Banks is getting lonely.

[PC Ryan Pilkington @PcPilkington]

@posops08 I am sorry to inform you that your entry to the Turing Test has failed. Please try again next year.

[PC Ryan Pilkington @PcPilkington]

I’ll be honest with you, it all looks a bit shitty for me later today. Feeling a bit down about it all. Any messages of support would be really appreciated. It’s not easy being me. 😞
#thanksryan
#theherowedeserve
#lineofdutyday

[PC Ryan Pilkington @PcPilkington]

@ewjac81 Ha! Brilliant. I’ve got something in common with a nice normal person. If I could just have a second chance I reckon I could be great.

[PC Ryan Pilkington @PcPilkington]

@JV2theP @Susemgf @valeh7 A personal idol for me, that little fella

[PC Ryan Pilkington @PcPilkington]

@JohnJamesDuffy You can come to my funeral John.

[PC Ryan Pilkington @PcPilkington]

@kanthe2000 Cheeky git.

[PC Ryan Pilkington @PcPilkington]

@Susemgf Ha! True.

[PC Ryan Pilkington @PcPilkington]

@kanthe2000 That Gregory does look VERY suspicious.

[PC Ryan Pilkington @PcPilkington]

@Susemgf Ouch - sounds like it going to hurt. What about the three of us go off to that lovely Bistro for a bite to eat?