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futbol & banter - all things prem but it’s 💙CFC vs everyone 🤍

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@Damaine876 @BarcaMessi__ Wow so Messi got two really shit leg tattoos … the first one was so bad that he needed a shittier bigger one to cover it… good to know

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Action! 🎬

Goals: x3 against Udinese...

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Can’t wait to watch the king play on Sunday SIUUUU

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@garyhumphris @talkSPORT Rinse the club lol… he scored more league goals then all our attackers combined last season…

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Netflix board room deciding their next big Hollywood blockbuster:

“Hear me out… black, trans, amputee is the main character…”

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The board room deciding their approach for the next big Hollywood blockbuster :

“let’s make it shit?”

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@BuzzCutterman It’s on sale

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Don’t tell me that you model if you ain’t been in vogue

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Is there a player more perfect for Tuchel then Alphonso Davies? Probably not.

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I haven’t jerked off or watched porn in like 12 days… I’m almost straight again

[Italian Football TV @IFTVofficial]

Insigne, Bernardeschi, & Criscito will for the first time be starting together for Toronto FC 🇮🇹🇨🇦

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

PULISIC GIVES US THE LEAD ON HOME SOIL!

🔵 0-1 🟡 [30] #BluesInTheUSA

[AS Roma English @ASRomaEN]

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#ASRoma | @PauDybala_JR

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Bayern manager Nagelsmann tells @altobelli13 on Barcelona-Lewa deal: “Barcelona, the only club that has no money but then… buys every player they want”. 🔴 #FCB

“I do not know how [they do it]. It‘s kind of weird, kind of crazy”.

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Cristiano Ronaldo really did THIS at 37 years of age for one of the worst Manchester United sides, ever.

It's crazy how quickly people forget.😂

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@voxdotcom How convenient, I don’t care about Ba.5 either… so the feelings mutual

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Nico Leonard is pure class