I imagine death is a bit like when you’re that anxious you would rather do a 62 hour week feeling like you’re internally bleeding than dare ring in sick
I’ve been telling my boyfriend for the past year he does weird shit in his sleep, didn’t believe me til he started pretending to ride a bike and woke up😶
My boyfriends friend just told me he was 22, i said “fuck off you’re not, surely”
HE SAID “YEAH I AM OLD CUNT CHILL OUT” get. out. of. my. house. I HAVE BOTOX TO BOOK
I appreciate that my boyfriend tries to do some washing but I’ve just pulled 4 dog bags, a screw fix card, a pen and some Velcro out of the washer… Leave. It. To. Me.