In the past month I've fallen off a bike, fallen off a skateboard, and smacked in the face by a football.
Time to take up new hobbies?
Doubt it'll be better
Let me take a wild guess what happens on this week’s #Mandalorian - they need to go get a thing from a planet, but there turns out to be a monster that they have to fight. Baby Yoda uses the force and they get the thing?
Got a cocktail. Came with a thing on a stick. Tried to eat it and it fell off the stick, and also out of my mouth somehow, in to the drink. Fished it out. I put it back on the stick. Then ate it. It was candied ginger. It was disgusting. Waste of time if you ask me.