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BOTANY TEACHER AT LITTLE HOMESCHOOL (BEACH CITY, DV,) BELOVED MEMBER OF THE CRYSTAL GEMS, AND GUARDIAN OF MANY SENTIENT GOURDS!

PAULCY & PIERETTE FANS DNI.

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@IMASU_N0 ABSOLUTELY NOT.

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WOW! A WHOLE THOUSAND OF YOU!!!! HEH...NOT THAT I AM SURPRISED. I AM A VERY CHARMING GEM.

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@zazzy_zane OH! OKAY. I WILL REFRAIN FROM DOING SO, THEN.

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HMMM. WELL, IT WOULD BE INCREDIBLY PAINFUL, BECAUSE I WOULD BE MOVING THEM BY EACH INDIVIDUAL VEIN OF BLOOD IN THEIR BODY, BUT... POSSIBLY. PERHAPS I WILL TEST THIS.

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@baseball_fucker OH!!!! I AM FOND OF HIS EXPRESSION. I RESONATE WITH HIS ANGER. VERY WELL: I WILL PERMIT THIS COMPARISON.

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@TecdgiroDDD_ IT'S OKAY, YOU ARE FORGIVEN. IT'S WAY BETTER THAN THE HIDEOUS GREEN RED-CHEEKED ALIEN I HAVE BEEN SHOWN.

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@4ElectricYellow WELL, IT IS A PLEASANT AND ENGAGING ACTIVITY THAT YOU ARE NOT INVITED TO PARTICIPATE IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WHO WANTS TO WIGGLE!!!!!!!!:)

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@temdawgaroni EXPERIMENTATION.

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DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO CONTACT THE DELMARVA WATER UTILITY CENTER. I DON'T THINK PUTTING THEM IN THE PIPES WAS A GOOD IDEA.

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I WASN'T AWARE TAPE WORMS WERE BAD FOR THE HUMAN BODY.

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@gcrabs_ K... KARKAT?

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APPARENTLY YOU CAN "LOCK" YOUR "CAPS" ???????? I HAVE BEEN CAPITALIZING EACH LETTER INDIVIDUALLY!!!!!!! THIS IS INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!!!

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@pancarturshusu I'VE BEEN ON EARTH FOR FOUR YEARS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

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@_twiguy I USE A TABLET!

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@JoeDaHand WOW, THANKS! I DON'T KNOW YOU, SO I DON'T RECIPROCATE, BUT THE SENTIMENT IS APPRECIATED.

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@SparkJpeg ? WHAT ARE THEY WAXING

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THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUZZ WAX.

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@natty_the_fatty EXCUSE YOU!!! I AM VERY "COOL."

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@WITCHTRIALZZ WOW, THANKS! I'M GLAD I BRING COMFORT...SOMEHOW???

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A THICK CLUMP OF DIRT.

ALTERNATIVELY: A STUPID HALF-BAKED CRUDDY THING OR PERSON. I PREFER THIS DEFINITION!

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THREE THOUSAND AND FOURTEEN YEARS OLD. I DON'T THINK THIS QUESTION WARRANTS EXECUTION! YOU ARE SPARED.

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@MelissaTitanium HARD PASS.

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MAYBE. I DO INDEED HAVE A TUMBLR BLOG! THE INDIVIDUALS ON THERE JUST AREN'T AS ENGAGING, SO THIS REMAINS MY PRIMARY PLATFORM.

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@MelissaTitanium SERIOUSLY WHO ARE YOU IT IS BEGINNING TO UNSETTLE ME

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OH MY STARS