Dazzling Urbanite v2.0

Stand-up comedian. Uncultured swine and noted heathen. Casual enthusiast. Leisure Icon. My sport is chillin'. The Dahar Master.

[Dazzling Urbanite v2.0 @PDotEsco]

If I wake up at 5 AM every day, that means I can start drinking at noon, right?

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

People like me take great pains to avoid coming across as antisemitic in our criticisms of Israel, and then Jewish Zionists go to these events all “Yes we Jews need to be actively manipulating western institutions in order to deceive everyone and control society.”

[Vinyl Records🎱✝️🇧🇷👪🗽 @j_c_domingues]

Whispers - And The Beat Goes On - 1979

[Unhinged @DistressDark]

Me pretending to look for my wallet until someone says 'I'll pay'

[OrangeMaxxing FreddyG @OrangeFreddyG]

Nothing more Israel than holding Muslims hostage

[Dazzling Urbanite v2.0 @PDotEsco]

This is good policy.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

The best apology in the history of sports

[Vinyl Records🎱✝️🇧🇷👪🗽 @j_c_domingues]

Jeffrey Osborne - Love Ballad

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

NBA Jam had hidden code that made the Chicago Bulls miss last-second shots against the Detroit Pistons.

The creator was a Pistons fan.

So if the Bulls tried to win at the buzzer against Detroit, the game quietly sabotaged them.

Petty coding at an elite level.

[Dazzling Urbanite v2.0 @PDotEsco]

😭😭😭😩😩😮‍💨…😵💀🪦

[Jay @iHad2GoGetit]

If a regular crackhead did this on a corner y’all would call the police.

[💎 @insiderassasin]

Well….

[Spectre @spectre0799]

Smooth Criminal but the beat is Smooth Operator

[Dazzling Urbanite v2.0 @PDotEsco]

Jesus Christ on a bicycle, that was QUICK.

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Omg that left hook is lethal 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Jermaine Watkins @JermaineWatkins]

Foster Sylvers. 🕊️

(02-25-1962 - 05-30-2026)

Misdemeanor

[Dazzling Urbanite v2.0 @PDotEsco]

@TheCinesthetic https://t.co/UonSComKfD

[Dazzling Urbanite v2.0 @PDotEsco]

And they believe there is nothing we can do to stop them.

[Alex Prompter @alex_prompter]

Let me trace the timeline here because nobody's connecting it.

Step 1: Scrape the entire internet. Every book, every article, every conversation, every piece of art, every forum post. Do it without asking. Do it without paying.

Step 2: Train a model on all of it. Call it "artificial intelligence."

Step 3: Go to BlackRock's Infrastructure Summit and announce: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."

Step 3 is where you sell people's own knowledge back to them. On a meter.

They took the collective output of human thought, compressed it into a model, and now they want to charge you by the token to access a version of what you and everyone you know already created.

One Reddit user put it perfectly: "They stole all this data from us, the people, our life's work, creativity, art, by devouring the internet and blowing through all copyright laws. Now they want to sell it back to us in the form of a utility."

Imagine if someone photocopied every book in the public library, burned the library down, and then opened a subscription service for the copies.

That's the metered intelligence business model.

And they're pitching it to infrastructure investors as though they invented water.

[Dazzling Urbanite v2.0 @PDotEsco]

Light it up.

[Empire State Building @EmpireStateBldg]

KNICKS WIN. LIGHT IT UP!

See the lights live: https://t.co/hz2FQavwPl

Text CONNECT to 274-16 for real-time lighting alerts.

[Empire State Building @EmpireStateBldg]

KNICKS IN 4
🧹🧹🧹🧹

See the lights live: https://t.co/hz2FQavwPl

[Laughingatyou @ADominion6FIG]

WHEN I TELL YALL IM ON THE FLOOR
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Dazzling Urbanite v2.0 @PDotEsco]

Lemme go on'head and follow the good lil sis Naomi on threads real quick…

[The Tennis Letter @TheTennisLetter]

Naomi Osaka on why she chose to host a party for the black tennis players:

“You know I'm seeing a little bit of-
‘Why can't you love everyone for all skin tones?’ and ‘what if someone had an all white party?! First of all I do love everyone for who they are no matter their race + ethnicity, (I'm literally half Japanese lol). I can only speak from my experiences in my own life though, growing up as a tennis player I didn't see many people that looked like ME and I feel like it's important to celebrate them.

Secondly I feel like it's important to note that there have been all white dinners/parties. I don't know how else to tell you this, I literally seen them all the time and never had an issue with it at all. To the people who ask this question I want to ask you this question too, ‘What is it about POC getting together that unsettles you so much?’

I want to end this by saying I grew up watching my dad get discriminated against, having the cops called on him multiple times at the tennis court. There are multiple things I will apologize for in my life but celebrating being black and appreciating who we are will never be something I would consider saying sorry for. Thanks.

Actually I lied, I am sorry. I'm sorry for the people who cannot comprehend in their brains that this is not about exclusion, this is a celebration about how far we have come 🖤”

(via Naomi on Threads)

[xbox 360 @xbawxbaws]

Cam Newton Looks like a guy that controls how time works in a scary movie for kids