There are no original experiences I just saw a tik tok of someone showing the bite marks on their Nintendo DS from the time they got so mad at their Nintendog for doing bad at competition and I felt the blue DS microplastic in my body tugging like a soul tie
A horror of parenting I was not expecting was watching the kid put bbq sauce in the chicken tortilla soup I made from scratch that cannot be good I know youโre lying
The thing I hate most about getting into a fight with my partner is now weโre watching a movie but not talking so I have to keep all my fun facts to myself :/
Being my friend is so unserious youโll be actually angry with me for something and Iโll start making jests in old English like Iโve got fucking bells on my shoes