FirstDraftMom

Mom of two boys, ages 1 & 3, tired of just mumbling to myself all day (actually just tired) stay tuned for parenting tips tricks and antics

[FirstDraftMom @PeachyParenting]

*ignores kids while Googling "How to be a better parent*

[FirstDraftMom @PeachyParenting]

@storiesofamom They're selling kids at Target now? They really do carry everything. You picked a cute one 😁

[FirstDraftMom @PeachyParenting]

@modernmomese Mama and baby both look GORGEOUS

[Chris Illuminati @chrisilluminati]

That moment when you open up Twitter and realize one of your parenting notes started a fight between Luke Skywalker and Captain America

[FirstDraftMom @PeachyParenting]

@OhioMomoftwo Thanks!

[FirstDraftMom @PeachyParenting]

People who wished they would start bleeding:
-No one.
-No one ever.
-Me, period 3 days late.

[FirstDraftMom @PeachyParenting]

@OhioMomoftwo Thanks 😫 so far I'm doing a bad job convincing myself that all these random symptoms are Pms or psychosomatic 😬

[FirstDraftMom @PeachyParenting]

@milliondollrfam STORYBOTS is the beeeest

[FirstDraftMom @PeachyParenting]

@OhioMomoftwo

[FirstDraftMom @PeachyParenting]

@randomanna97 LOVE IT! (also guilty lol)

[FirstDraftMom @PeachyParenting]

@miaowlex @weedswildflowrs "seeing people do things with ease and wondering why you can't"

I am not diagnosed with ADD or ADHD but hearing adults talk about their symptoms makes me think I might be.

Like, how do people decide to do something and then, just, do it. HOW? Blows my mind.

[FirstDraftMom @PeachyParenting]

@anxiouscougar Omg my 3yo does this too 🙄🙄🙄

[FirstDraftMom @PeachyParenting]

@Teasapetal Lego has duplo car and train apps

[FirstDraftMom @PeachyParenting]

@kenzie_said My 3yo sleeps in a doggy bed next to his bed. 🤷

[🖤 Just Heather 🖤 @weedswildflowrs]

I've had a prescription for a while that I've barely used because of the horror stories and stigma attached. And I've been suffering.

Well.. I finally started taking it as often as the doctor directed and my anxiety has never been so chill.

Fuck the stigma.
Take care of you.

[FirstDraftMom @PeachyParenting]

@abit2honest Oh no! How old is he? My 4yo still doesn't know the truth 😳

[Brittany Dougherty @informed_mommy]

Me: It’s late, I need to go to sleep. I’m literally exhausted.

Also me: *lays in bed on my phone for hours*

Me, the next morning: “why am I always so tired??”

[Sam G @ItsSamG]

I have a degree, am professionally certified, and have a successful career, and yet sometimes shopping AND putting the groceries away seems like way too much to handle

Mental illness is a motherfucker

[Salty Mermaid Entertainment @saltymermaident]

Let’s just pretend my hair is wet from taking a shower and not slicked back because of all the natural oils that have built up from being unwashed for so long

[Arianna Bradford @thearibradford]

“We should do stuff to each other after the kids go to bed. But before we start watching TV. Also not after 10 because then I’m going to be too tired and I’m just gonna lay there.”

-Me, seducing my husband

[FirstDraftMom @PeachyParenting]

My kid at home-

I want peaches.
Wash me an apple.
Can I have strawberries.
Let's buy cheeries.

My kid at the doctor's-

Dr: What's your favorite fruit?
Kid: potato chips!