Pear Bear

[Pear Bear @PearBear91]

Only human beings can be impeached, and since Donald Trump is not human, but in fact, human garbage, we're stuck with him.

[Pear Bear @PearBear91]

@bengleib Top issues are the economy, illegal immigration, and national security. Kamala pushed an ultra-liberal agenda, but voters didn’t see abortion and LGBTQ rights as priorities. This is what happens when ideology overshadows practical leadership.

[Pear Bear @PearBear91]

@bengleib It's like your brain says "danger" but your body is like "nah, this bed is too cozy"

[Pear Bear @PearBear91]

@bengleib The donors influence who the delegates choose, and they're unlikely to support someone inexperienced or young. With early voting starting in September, they need a candidate with an established fanbase. Otherwise, they'll automatically lose to Trump, who is massively popular.

[Pear Bear @PearBear91]

@bengleib Did you hear his defiant interview with Lester Holt? He insisted he had no intention of ever dropping out. In reality, he dropped out because the donor class refused to back him.

[Pear Bear @PearBear91]

@bengleib @TheYoungTurks @cenkuygur Happiest of birthdays young man!

[Pear Bear @PearBear91]

@bengleib You can be a modern day Jerry Seinfeld. Didn't he have like 70 girlfriends over the course of his show?

[Pear Bear @PearBear91]

@bengleib They could always bring their pureed soup in a thermos. Nothing says 'let's challenge ageism' like a well-prepared meal on the go.

[Pear Bear @PearBear91]

@bengleib So sorry to hear about your dad. He was a wonderful man and will always be remembered by many, many people.

[Pear Bear @PearBear91]

@bengleib Fair "pointe"

[Pear Bear @PearBear91]

@bengleib Animals are precious. I love my cat too. I wish I could take him with me everywhere.

[Pear Bear @PearBear91]

@bengleib Why would you assume that? It hasn't stopped most people from using those feculent bathroom hand dryers.

[Pear Bear @PearBear91]

@drdanchoi no shade intended, but I have seen your face in an ad on YouTube so many times that it is seared in my memory.

[Pear Bear @PearBear91]

@bengleib Exactly. You think having 10 operations is bad? Try getting a splinter.

[Pear Bear @PearBear91]

@bengleib @LaughFactoryHW What up, G?

[Pear Bear @PearBear91]

@bengleib Not gonna lie, this came across as a little braggy.

[Pear Bear @PearBear91]

@bengleib I like it, but your version doesn't necessarily imply the same copiousness as the (admittedly disgusting) original phrase "photo dump."

[Pear Bear @PearBear91]

@bengleib Likely very skinny, yes. I usually follow serving size recommendations and am on the thin side.

[Pear Bear @PearBear91]

@bengleib I find the act of eating seafood significantly less unsettling than eating pork, poultry, and beef. Very smart (and cute!) animals

[Pear Bear @PearBear91]

@bengleib School's out for the summer!

[Pear Bear @PearBear91]

@bengleib Neither do I. Personally sleeping is one of my favorite activities, highly recommend it.