Rob Pearce

[Rob Pearce @PearceVox]

@mneelzy Epic! Soooo much work. Applause!👏

[Rob Pearce @PearceVox]

This work spoke to me.

[Rob Pearce @PearceVox]

Kaity McCracken is going to PMEA All-State Chorus! https://t.co/UIfi4jL9pH

[Tom Rosenthal @tomrosenthal]

Fenn, my nearly 4 year old daughter, recorded her first ever solo song today. She came up with all the words herself and I helped her a little bit with the tune. It’s called ‘Dinosaurs in Love’. 🦕❤️🦕

[Rob Pearce @PearceVox]

My students are telling me I have to “up my Instagram game.” (Judge NOT Nick Norrod!). So here is “Entitlement Chipmunk” for your consideration. Carmen left nuts out for him because he’s cute. Now he sits on our… https://t.co/j2iWumgr4v

[Rob Pearce @PearceVox]

@wickskrrt You would say the same think if I alternated between Gregorian chants and “Row, Row, Row Your Boat.”

[Rob Pearce @PearceVox]

@Mal_Jane004 You’re so lactose intolerant.

[Denny Burk @DennyBurk]

What do you call a short psychic who has escaped from prison?

...wait for it...

A small medium at large.

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

Tried some Schoenberg Cereal for breakfast. It has 12 different shapes, and you have to eat one of each before you can repeat a bite.

Interesting, but it tastes terrible.

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

Hired the church drummer to help with my gardening, but it didn’t work out.

He kept dropping fat beets.

[Rob Pearce @PearceVox]

The Church Curmudgeon is a well-spring of Dad jokes.

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

A thief in our town stole a bunch of medieval instruments.

Got caught. Didn’t have anywhere to hide the lute.

[Kristen @Kica333]

Being famous on social media is like being rich in monopoly.

[Rich Pearson 🇺🇸 @revrichpearson]

This is hilarious! Thank you Garrett Lindahl for making me laugh so hard! https://t.co/z3b2r9bbyI

[Rob Pearce @PearceVox]

@_LaLaLeanne @megan_moore14 So much space for activities!

[Rob Pearce @PearceVox]

Respect! https://t.co/xtkPvob2so

[Rob Pearce @PearceVox]

@megan_moore14 Tell the roomie to get a loft & put her desk underneath it. It will create room for activities on her half of the space.

[Rob Pearce @PearceVox]

I smell snow.

[Rob Pearce @PearceVox]

Back where I belong! https://t.co/v0S7VT4iqq

[Rob Pearce @PearceVox]

@FirstGameRule If only you had a jingle...