Pearl

[Pearl @PearH3]

@sb_kvngpin Stop Asking Quiet People Why They’re So Quiet, we hate it so much.

[Feranmi @feranmi2_]

i’ll keep clapping for others till it’s my turn

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Dear HR,

“Fresh graduate” and “2-3 years experience” should not be in the same sentence.

Regards.

[Pamilerin Adegoke @Pamilerin]

One day,they will ask you,
"Did I force you to do all that for me?"
Be mentally prepared for that moment.

[frank bullitt @the_blueprint]

we can acknowledge the health risks of alcohol without pretending that getting drunk isn't fun as hell

[Kadott @Kadotttt]

When you wanna quit your job but it took 6 months 444 applications and 3 in interviews to just get this one

[𝕿𝖍𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖔 𝕶𝖍𝖚𝖒𝖆𝖑𝖔:) 🇵🇸 @thokozile_za]

"Once bitten, Twice mshaye" or whatever the Zulus said

[Jody A. Noriega🔨🦍 @DVDJXX]

Hold on this was fire lol

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Me as a dad after introducing fasting at home whenever l get financial problems

[emi @vxmpcore_]

sorry i was weird i wanted u

[4𝓮𝓿𝓪 @Fr_deadass]

LMFAOOO😭😭💀

[Olivia 💞 @Blessing_Olivi]

This is Messi's 6th world cup, but he has never played against;
Brazil 🇧🇷
Spain 🇪🇦
England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
Uruguay 🇺🇾
Portugal 🇵🇹

Only big teams he played are Germany, Netherlands & France but has never beaten them in 90mins.

Why are they protecting him?

Ronaldo has played all.

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Most FIFA World Cups scored in by a player - 6 by Cristiano Ronaldo

Suiiiiii 🐐

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

[𝔻𝕒𝕟. @fwdaniels]

my life:

[ﾌﾑズ乇 @letgojake]

Crashing out over a bitch knowing you get bitches is crazy but I be doin it twin

[: @_dxllz7]

"I can’t wait to start working so I can help my family."

Me with my first paycheck:

[Key @KapitanKey]

New age dating is just making sure you have a bunch of hobbies ready for when they inevitably get tired of you and ghost you

[Sibongile Mafu @sboshmafu]

Bedtime for South Africans will be 7pm on Wednesday this week for the 3am wake-up. Don’t try to be a hero and stay up. Prepare now.