Jake of All Trades, Master of Fucking About

Hotelier | Dad | recovering perfectionist
I have opinions, unfortunately.
Usually wrong. Occasionally hilarious.
Tweets about neurodivergence and BPD

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One of the weirdest parts of being neurodivergent is knowing exactly what you’re supposed to do socially while having absolutely no instinct telling you to do it

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I used to be a people person. Then I met people.

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I’m reading a book about coping mechanisms. I’ve been avoiding it for weeks.

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I’m not saying my life is falling apart, but even my coping mechanisms have started using coping mechanisms.

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Autism is fun because i can analyse a conversation for six hours but apparently couldn’t participate in it correctly for twelve minutes

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Some people don’t love you. They love what you do for them. They’ll drain your energy, then pour it into everyone except the person who actually showed up.

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I have an appointment with my inner child.

He’s cancelled because he doesn’t want to see me either.

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You ever feel like:

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My serotonin levels are so low, even my antidepressants have started taking sick leave.

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I told my dad I was feeling empty inside. He said, “Have you tried eating?”

Thanks, Dad.

I’ve been medically upgraded to a fridge problem.

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I asked my therapist if I had a bright future. She said, “Well, let’s focus on the present.” Bit concerning when the present’s a bin fire.

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@bigjuange Raves

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I told my depression to go outside and touch grass. It came back with a lawnmower and a list of reasons why the grass was judging me.

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I’ve started a gratitude journal. Day one: grateful I can sleep. Day two: apparently not.

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@jonstephens85 I(nternet) - phone

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You can grow so used to chaos that peace feels suspicious at first. The unsettling part of self-awareness is realising certain coping mechanisms functioned perfectly; they simply lost value once the danger passed.

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@IANdrewDiceClay I loved his pairing with Mike Tenay, those were the glory years of TNA

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Isolation can become addictive in the most harmful sense. No one can misunderstand you when no one comes close enough to know you.

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@FERWAFA Scotland will come a calling no doubt

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I don’t struggle with social cues nearly as much as i struggle with the consequences of noticing them