Pedo Tales

Blurring the line between fun and felony.

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@COLLINPWER same!

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I really need to find out where to find this shirt..for a friend.

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What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile? Just trying to fit in...

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If she knows her ABC's, she's ready for the D.

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@framedbyaustin @COLLINPWER Fool me once..

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Free candy; don't tell anyone. “@ihateaaron: 2 Things Every 2 Year Old Needs To Hear”

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So wait, what's going on with @MadisonElleBeer right now? Asking for a friend.

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So it's ok when SHE does it??

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“@Derpey: what a time to be alive http://t.co/iuGqnxfbIJ” She's just getting practice for a real man.

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Someone say barely legal? “@Stephanietely: Roe V. Wade may have turned 41 today, but it's still looking barely legal to me! ;)"

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We traded V-card for V-chip. #DatingLiveTweet

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Apparently "Pepsi" is a common girl's name this year. Can't wait to date a Pepsi soon!

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Got my date into The Wolf of Wall Street cuz I'm her (sugar) daddy

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Slow down baby, grab the wall. Wiggle like you tryna make yo diaper fall off.

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I know taking candy from strangers is bad, but what if strange children ask me for candy?

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*sigh* The good old days..

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I just can't ever remember how to spell menstration #NotInterested #MoBloodMoProblems

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If she's old enough to bleed, she's too old for me.

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😭 not fair “@sallyjolly_: Well she cant be what you need if shes 17”

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No time to explain! Point in the right direction! “@brittannybrown: The chick has huge tits but she looks like she's 5”