Pedro Mendonça

[Cat ✨ @slasysh]

PORTUGUESE TWITTER IS HAVING THE BEST DAY EVER LMAOOOOO

[Mandy @MarindaVannoy1]

Sydney Sweeney being naked with some footballs doesn’t set women’s sports back hundreds of years; however, letting men who pretend to be women play in them does.

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

Microsoft Teams is already terrible, but changing your status from green to yellow because you haven’t moved your mouse in 5 minutes is diabolical. And you can’t override it. Whoever designed this, I hope both sides of your pillow are permanently warm.

[Sahil @sahill_og]

can't push the code now, GitHub is down.

"Let's build our own GitHub"

[✰. @swagoszn_]

I don't get meal prep. There's no way that chicken is still good on day 5. I refuse to believe it.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

What’s so hard about putting your names on WhatsApp???? I have no clue who “~🙏”is.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Shakira moving to save the day after the ass Justin Bieber did

[Bagrescore Brazil @BagrescoreBr]

que apresentação merda

era só fazer o simples: baby ou never say never

[‎ً @cyberfeeels]

"This job is driving me crazy"

Me at work:

[Mr. Tribe🏝️ @sheymanishere]

“new password can’t be your old password”

[Anubis @eduantao]

a sensação de cancelar algo que você não tinha vontade de fazer

[Zion @zionszzn]

instagram needs to stop sending useless notifications, like idc about who reposted a reel for the first time😭😭😭😭😭😭

[👤 @jadinho97]

Personally I think flexing trophies you didn’t win is weird

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

i’m always impressed by people who can actually critique movies. i watch 90% of them and just think ‘yeah… i enjoyed that.’”

[ُ @Asensii20]

We’re all watching Game 5 and not “Haiti vs Scotland” after Brazil vs Morocco, right?

[O Glorioso @oglorioso_slb]

Estou a tentar ver um jogo de futebol e estão-me a pedir like de 5 em 5 segundos, que doença.

[Sócio @sociodoSLB]

Tentei ver o jogo no LiveMode mas depois apareceu o MoveMind tive que tirar, ninguém merece.