Pedro Costcutter

The first lieutenant in the Russian navy to set fire to an igloo. Call 515-808-2362 for free advice.

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Sweaty hot water bottle vulva #WifeTalk

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Diddlin’ #WifeTalk

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Just let me [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]then you can massage me. I’ll antibacterial it then it’s all yours.

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Do you want to take me up the mutton shut? #WifeTalk

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Up your [REDACTED] #WifeTalk

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Nobody wants a bubbly vagina #WifeTalk

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Have you ever seen me scratch my bum hole before? #WifeTalk #MorningOfFirsts

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It’s fucking ugly looking. It’s a boring sparrow. #DunnockProblems #WifeTalk

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If Jesus was kissing my titty he would be coming #WifeTalk @Pontifex #SecondComing

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You smell of meat.
You are dirty.
#EldestDaughterTalk

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Can I have a look? I’m just fingering your fat rolls #EldestDaughterTalk

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That's the only lady-poke on Vinted #EldestDaughterTalk

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It's not time for action Cracktion #EldestDaughterTalk

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Look at me being all hench #WifeTalk

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SHOW ME THE PENIS BABY #WifeTalk

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#WifeMessage #WifeTalk

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I just cheesed all over your feet. Big lumps of it as well. #WifeTalk

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Standard for me. Only ever met you once before - LET ME TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY DIRTY RING! #WifeTalk

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Look what you have given our children! The Eye Mong! #WifeTalk