Pedro Panache

Mostly healthy twitch streamer with allusions of entertaining 17 people at once. No more, no less. My tweets are the product of a broken mind.

[Pedro Panache @PedroPanache]

Really trying to get my stream out to the people with some inventive, genius advertising. Expect a few new viewers tonight, folks!

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@FiendX02 Congrats. You now sound like a vibrator model number.

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Come see the fun. Come see the joy. It is Sunday. And I am judging video games in a Game Jam. https://t.co/WL2nYywi02

If you miss this stream, you might miss a chance to save your life.

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@Gamerfiend_ I'm sorry I dropped you like it was hot, Gamerfiend. What can I do to fix this? A victoria sponge and a coke, perhaps?

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@Cressup Good Lord. This looks incredible.

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@MrDelorean I got a 7 day suspension for 'sexual content'. No, I didn't expose myself on stream, but I did watch a few episodes of the 90s show The Word. Anyway, I shall be back next Sunday

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I had a near-death experience once with a packet of crisps and instead of my life flashing before my eyes, all I saw was the boxart to the Megadrive game, Strider.

It looks like 'Disney Presents Strider on Ice LIVE'. The Japanese boxart is obviously super cool and evocative.

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Due to technical incompetence, ShetlandSoup's little stream is off. Never tweet promo to a maxiumum of 15 disinterested followers for your friends.

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I'm contractually obliged to tweet this out, but my good friend(ish) @shetlandsoup will be hosting a pub quiz event LIVE from the Shetland Islands on his little twitch channel around 7.15 tonight. Good luck, Soup! Thanks for stealing my thunder tonight.

https://t.co/C3MHkx8l2k

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TONIGHT at 8.30pm GMT, @KeithorKeith and @PedroPanache battle it out for one of those ever decreasing chances to move on to round 2 of Squid Games, the greatest geek gameshow in the history of entertaiment. Not my words ...

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Why do the good ones always die so young

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@ShetlandSoup @Psycho5omatic @TwitchUKI @1030 @DaftLimmy @Toastie202 @dylanc533_ @rossisacoolguy @GusboOnTwitch @geeboss Unfortunately, no. The boil still persists. Tweeting at me from its little island on the edge of civilisation.

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@Psycho5omatic @TwitchUKI @1030 @DaftLimmy @Toastie202 @dylanc533_ @rossisacoolguy @GusboOnTwitch @ShetlandSoup @geeboss It does actually

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@Psycho5omatic @TwitchUKI @1030 @DaftLimmy @Toastie202 @dylanc533_ @rossisacoolguy @GusboOnTwitch @ShetlandSoup @geeboss Shetland bloody Soup over me? The man stole £800 from a bird sanctuary and spent it on a mechanical keyboard. I just steal your time

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@tafnthat @mysterychips Sorry for your loss. But also destroy them, make them feel small, steal their life and hope.

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Welcome to my stream. I just want to foster a warm and friendly community.

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My lesson from streaming on Twitch for a few years is to become an Island of One. No communities, no intermingling. Pure Isolation! Just get on a little boat and sail away. Also, later today I'll be doing a charity stream for Kids With Dysentery. Shining a light on stool cultures

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That's #grandaddy back with a new single. Part of the joys of getting older is that it gets harder to keep tabs on your favourite bands. So, you check on them, like a parent in a care home with dementia. Occasionally, making sure they're still alive.

https://t.co/4PBOzEtT2A

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Mess up your room. Go mental.

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@tafnthat @Jofamo I didn't kill her.

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@tafnthat @Jofamo My gran is dead, Taf. That's incredibly insensitive. (but also this looks pretty cool)