PEDs Please

Twitter account for PEDs Please fantasy league, est. 2010 in Seattle

[PEDs Please @PEDsplease]

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[PEDs Please @PEDsplease]

Pay. The. Man.

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

Cal Raleigh is going PLATINUM ‼️

Big Dumper just took home the @RawlingsSports Platinum Glove Award – honoring the best defensive player in each league. #TridentsUp

🔗 https://t.co/klcaryHW2b

[PEDs Please @PEDsplease]

Pay. The. Man.

[MLB @MLB]

Cal Raleigh set a new MLB record for HR in a player's first four seasons as a catcher while playing Gold Glove defense for the @Mariners. 🔥

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

2024 PItchingNinja Award for Most Disrespectful At-Bat. 🫣🏆

Winner: Randy Arozarena (vs. Gerson Garabito)

[PEDs Please @PEDsplease]

Well deserved! Now pay the man!

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

Cal’s bringing home some gold 🙌

Congrats to Cal Raleigh on winning his first-ever @RawlingsSports Gold Glove Award! #TridentUp

[PEDs Please @PEDsplease]

Putting Moneyball on clips for teams with $300 million + payroll is a stupid trend that needs to die.

[Jessica Kleinschmidt @KleinschmidtJD]

Stop. Putting. The. Moneyball. Music. On. Every. Dang. Baseball. Clip.

[BIGPLAY @BIGPLAY]

Spanish call of Jhonkensy Noel’s Game 3 home run is a classic 🔥

“Feliz Navidad!”

🎙️@ElalcaldeRafa #GuardsBall
https://t.co/1LHZfE9X0Q

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

SUICIDE SQUEEZE IN THE PLAYOFFS

[PEDs Please @PEDsplease]

Pay the man!

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

What a moment for Cal!

His 93rd career home run gives him the most by a catcher in their first four seasons 💥

[PEDs Please @PEDsplease]

Congrats Cal! @Mariners pay the man!

[MLB @MLB]

Cal Raleigh puts the @Mariners ahead with homer No. 33 💪

[Jage @thejagepage]

I say this with no respect, at all.

Fuck you, John Fisher.

[PEDs Please @PEDsplease]

@tridenttrue Sign a proven bat in FA and get Garver and Haniger off the roster. Be willing to own mistakes and move on. Open the wallet since this is the “window”.

[PEDs Please @PEDsplease]

JP with the golden sombrero

[PEDs Please @PEDsplease]

Randy with the 4D chess.

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

Step out. Step out. Step out. BOOM. 💥

[Seattle Sounders FC @SoundersFC]

Seattle, WA >>>>

[Mariners PR @MarinersPR]

The @Mariners pitching staff faced the minimum 27 batters (1 hit allowed, 1 GIDP) in a 9-inning win for the first time since Félix Hernández's perfect game on Aug. 15, 2012 vs. Tampa Bay.

[MLB @MLB]

4-hit game
Go-ahead 3-run bomb

JULIOOOOOOOO 🔱

[Ric Flair® @RicFlairNatrBoy]

Thanks For The Respect Bryan Woo @BJW002! WOOOOO! @Mariners

[PEDs Please @PEDsplease]

Doing my part by not attending SEA games 🫡

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

2024 Home Attendance vs. 2023
(through same number of games, via @baseball_ref):

+336,637 BAL
+323,368 KC
+313,482 ARI
+237,784 PHI
+236,333 CLE
+186,668 WSH
+147,058 CHC
+145,526 SF
+141,265 DET
+138,961 PIT
+100,650 TEX
+49,830 LAD
+36,128 SD
+11,796 MIL
+1,425 MIN
-8,614 BOS
-14,109 NYY
-14,696 CIN
-24,035 SEA
-54,229 OAK
-83,737 COL
-88,695 TB
-96,012 MIA
-110,204 LAA
-127,525 ATL
-198,924 HOU
-253,979 TOR
-257,083 CWS
-300,843 STL
-313,404 NYM

(+460,822 MLB)