PPV Meister

It's a hard knock life for a doormaker. Nothing is off limits, because I own copies of all keys for every door I make.

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#PS4share

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#PS4share

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#GhostOfTsushima #PS4share

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#GhostOfTsushima #PS4share

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@POTUS nevermind it's dead now
Can you please bring it back

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@POTUS how do I get my Facebook news feed ticker back

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*A fellow named Job applies for job*
"What are your qualifications?"
"I am literally Job"
"Nice"
"It's not nice, my life is a living hell"

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Christian Advertiser: "Don't you wanna live forever?"
Mate I don't wanna live past 30 lmao get #rekt

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@joegaut7 Alex Jones is a respectable individual, this is not an objectionable behavior.

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@joegaut7 reported to the illuminati

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@joegaut7 sure thing bud

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@joegaut7 I can't even

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Every time someone says "Science says [...]" you should probably ignore it because science is an ideology and therefore cannot speak. #pope

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@joegaut7 lewd

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@joegaut7 I will sick the 9gig army on you I am a 45 year old man come at me brother

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@joegaut7 I'll take "Things that actually happened" for 500

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My school has consistently reminded me to change my password.
I keep responding to the email but they keep telling me they have a boyfriend

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@deirk420 nice tweet

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You expected a meaningful and empowering tweet? Unfortunately for you, it was me, Dio!

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@Yee_bot Yee