𝓤𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝓡𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦

𝘈𝘭𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘐 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴!

[𝓤𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝓡𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 @PeerlessFusion]

ㅤ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘɪɴɴᴀᴄʟᴇ ᴏꜰ
ᴘʀɪᴍᴀʟ ꜱᴀɪʏᴀɴ ɪɴꜱᴛɪɴᴄᴛ

[𝓤𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝓡𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 @PeerlessFusion]

》Thinkin' about a lil flip to Champa since I'm not particularly feeling Gogeta anymore––

[𝓤𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝓡𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 @PeerlessFusion]

<–––––– will take being called a horny monkey as an insult, no matter how true it is.

[𝓤𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝓡𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 @PeerlessFusion]

》Finally free from my soul-crushing job for a day and I'm feeling 𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨.

[𝓤𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝓡𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 @PeerlessFusion]

Doesn't make it any less scathing, y'know. The truth can hurt.

Not like I'm soft enough to let something like that get to me, anyway.

[𝓛꩜𝑩𝐒𝐓𝐀 𝓖𝑨𝐑𝐔 @powerrizz]

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tehe . don't take it personally , I'm just being honest . ~

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[𝓤𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝓡𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 @PeerlessFusion]

Several people have called him a himbo already and no one's actually explained to him what it means.

[𝓤𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝓡𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 @PeerlessFusion]

Oooooooh. Oh. Gotcha. I get it.

. . . . Wait a second, so you were insulting me––

[𝓛꩜𝑩𝐒���𝐀 𝓖𝑨𝐑𝐔 @powerrizz]

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it's called irony , you airhead——

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[𝓤𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝓡𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 @PeerlessFusion]

He's quizzically raising an eyebrow at her before shrugging again.

"Guess I've got nothing to worry about, then. Is 'tall ball of fluff' your new pet name for me? It's got a nice ring to it."

[͏ ͏ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ 🪷 @HarlotOfFire]

May hastily shakes her head.
" N-No, you didn't you, tall ball of fluff! "

[𝓤𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝓡𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 @PeerlessFusion]

"What's this about brain damage? I haven't said anything wrong, have I?"

[͏ ͏ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ 🪷 @HarlotOfFire]

" I think it's Goku's brain damage, taking over. "

[𝓤𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝓡𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 @PeerlessFusion]

It wasn't? But you literally said that my hair was nice today.

[𝓛꩜𝑩𝐒𝐓𝐀 𝓖𝑨𝐑𝐔 @powerrizz]

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that . . . was not supposed to be a compliment - but whatever I guess .💧

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[𝓤𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝓡𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 @PeerlessFusion]

Oh. Well, I didn't use a blender, but I appreciate the compliment! It's pretty difficult to make all this hair look as good as I make it look.

( don't mind him, he's just a bit dull outside of combat–– )

[𝓛꩜𝑩𝐒𝐓𝐀 𝓖𝑨𝐑𝐔 @powerrizz]

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yeah - that's exactly what I meant .

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[𝓤𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝓡𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 @PeerlessFusion]

. . . . Is that possible? I'd need a really big blender for this mane of hair I've got.

[𝓛꩜𝑩𝐒𝐓𝐀 𝓖𝑨𝐑𝐔 @powerrizz]

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by the way , nice hair you got today .ᐟ did you comb them with a blender .ᐣ

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[𝓤𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝓡𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 @PeerlessFusion]

Picking up the reader by coiling his tail around their waist.

[𝓤𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝓡𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 @PeerlessFusion]

"Dunno what a himbo is, but I'll take it as a compliment! I'm pretty hard to insult, after all."

[͏ ͏ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ 🪷 @HarlotOfFire]

May found him to be pretty goofy.

" ...So you're giving me himbo energy."

[𝓤𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝓡𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 @PeerlessFusion]

Cue a little shrug.

"Big as I need them to be, I guess. Don't even remember putting that stuff in my pockets, honestly."

[͏ ͏ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ 🪷 @HarlotOfFire]

" How fucking big are your pockets. . .? "

[𝓤𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝓡𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 @PeerlessFusion]

Twisted?! And here he thought he was just flirting with someone dressed to seduce him––

[��� 𝑷𝑰𝑳𝑳𝑶𝑾 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑪𝑬𝑺𝑺 @taintedlynx]

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e-eh . . ?! what does he have going on in that twisted head of his . . ?
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[𝓤𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝓡𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 @PeerlessFusion]

"No problem! Lemme just . . . "

He's reaching into the pockets of those baggy pants of his, comically pulling out things like an oversized teddy bear, wrenches, a bowling ball, and finally that bottle of water to hand to her.

"There you go! Soothe your throat."

[͏ ͏ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ 🪷 @HarlotOfFire]

" Aww, thank you. . ."

[𝓤𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝓡𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 @PeerlessFusion]

"Ah. Well, even if you didn't need attention, you've got mine. Need some water?"

[͏ ͏ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ 🪷 @HarlotOfFire]

" No, I was choking. "

[𝓤𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝓡𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 @PeerlessFusion]

" . . . . ? Need some attention or something?"

[͏ ͏ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ 🪷 @HarlotOfFire]

Coughs loudly.

[𝓤𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝓡𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 @PeerlessFusion]

Better late than never, indeed.

Guess it's time to figure out what makes such an alluring kitty 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘳.