Ptor

I got burned, literally. 4/22/20 around 10:30/10:40 P.M. using a toaster oven. I also got cut by a fridge on 1/4/21 around 10:30/11:00 P.M. I like Knack 2.

[shelby @deaddoubt]

cried over corn dog and pig in a blanket earlier. they should have come home with me

[まっこに @makko1_official]

何かさっき部屋に居たちっちゃいクモに噛まれてから勃起が治らへんねんけどこれ大いなる力には大いなる勃起が伴ってる可能性あるよな。ペニスパイダーマンとしてやって行かなあかんよなこれから

[にこたん @nicotan_s25]

ダイエット初日
野菜スティック食べながら散歩

[인류역사에새겨질 돌연변이 똥국물 페이트로따지면 비스트 클래스의 괴�� @jsh0802jsh]

우유 유통기한 하루 지나서 빨리먹어야됨

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.

[madi @luckygirldotcom]

Did that nigga like the pixar lamp

[Max Verstappen @Max33Verstappen]

That’s it!!! 🙌 Mega job from the team, it’s been amazing all weekend. And now we keep going @redbullracing!

[Scuderia Ferrari HP @ScuderiaFerrari]

Max meeting his admin idol 😏

[Formula 1 @F1]

VERSTAPPEN WINS THE SINGAPORE GRAND PRIX!! 🤩

That’s Max’s first win around the Marina Bay Street Circuit 👊

#F1 #SingaporeGP

[Formula 1 @F1]

IT’S MAX 🤩

VERSTAPPEN TAKES POLE FOR THE SINGAPORE GRAND PRIX!!

#F1 #SingaporeGP

[てぬ @tn_framboise]

子供が切って楽しい野菜No.1だろ、とオクラを買ってみたらまんまと夢中になる5歳

[_yyan @yhawklee]

really obsessed with this bookmark from the library. shout out 11 year old isla you made a banger

[Scuderia Ferrari HP @ScuderiaFerrari]

Hi this is Charles

[Maggie Rogers @maggieerogers]

One of my best friends and her now-husband eloped to Maine this past weekend and this was their cake 😭🦞

[Metro @MetroUK]

Woman ‘posed as substitute teacher to insult students because she hates kids’ https://t.co/cYaeTQ1dQw

[Formula 1 @F1]

MAX VERSTAPPEN WINS THE BAHRAIN GRAND PRIX IN MALAYSIA 🏁🏆🎉

#F1 #BahrainGP

[Formula 1 @F1]

Go Fernando! 🤩 Go Lance! 🤩

First double Q2 appearance this season 🙌

#F1 #BahrainGP

[Formula 1 @F1]

MAX VERSTAPPEN TAKES POLE FOR THE BAHRAIN GRAND PRIX IN MALAYSIA!! 👊

#F1 #BahrainGP

[☺︎ながちゃん🐷 @naga_enjoy0403]

娘の成長が著しくコンセントを発見したのでウエットティッシュの蓋を貼り付けました🔌

[SINV2 💫 @SinfulFGC]

how I SURVIVED covers looked when u were broke during the Scholastic Book Fair