scraaahhh

chicken nuggets for breakfast

[Deks @Rhyso_1]

This was the best moment from the 2025/2026 season

[dan @dadopotamus]

boobs are great and all but sometimes they’re attached to an absolute moron.

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

Women are so beautiful I just wish they weren’t so comically evil

[toxic king @toxicking]

Bitches be stashing their belly in their pants like it’s a glock 19

[Top Gee🧍🏾‍♂️🦅 @UsurpedPoetGee]

How women look at you when you tell them to go to the police instead of the internet with their rape claims.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🚨 Luis Enrique wowed on how Manchester United broke Arsenal's low block:

🗣️ Henry:
“You kept pressing and pressing. Did it ever feel like Arsenal weren't going to concede?”

🗣️ Luis Enrique:
“We know Arsenal are one of the most organized teams in Europe. When they decide to defend deep, it becomes very difficult to create chances. Before this match, we studied Manchester United's 3-2 win against Arsenal because we wanted to understand what problems they created.

What we saw was a team brave enough to attack the spaces available and players with the quality to punish mistakes. The goals from Dorgu and Cunha showed that one moment of quality can completely change a game. So when Arsenal scored first against us, we remained calm because we had already seen an example of a team recovering from that situation.

That is why I think Manchester United will be very dangerous next season. If you can find solutions against a team as organized as Arsenal, you can compete against anybody.”

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

Makosa imefanyika😂

[BG™️ @s1mon_g]

asked their star player to step up in a ucl final

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Arsenal fans in Budapest.. Ni mbayaaaa😂😂😂😂💉💉💉

[StatMuse FC @statmusefc]

Bukayo Saka in UCL final:

0 goals
0 assists
0 shots on target
0 chances created
0 big chances created
0 key passes
0 successful take-ons
0 accurate crosses

Cardio.

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Saka when lights are the brightest

[ɡɚʟfɹ̠ɛnd ɫʌ̟vɚːː 🔆🟢🐑 @AstroRose20]

Yeah, I’ve got ADHD: Awesome Dick—HUGE Dick

[Luu @sk1tguru]

that phase where you slowly start hating your girlfriend is crazy😭

[Adebola @Bola__UTD]

Wait, when did Carrick celebrate like this? 😭 Didn’t even show on my TV🙆‍♂️

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[🍂 @tahyvr_]

my life since ronaldo won the league

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It's Carrick, you know ❤️

🇾🇪 We are delighted to announce Michael Carrick will continue as our head coach, having signed a new contract.

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

Georgina Rodríguez thinks she loves Ronaldo more than me

[Draeco @whotfisdraeco]

Watched him conquer England
Watched him conquer Spain
Watched him conquer Italy
Watched him conquer Portugal
Watched him conquer Europe

And now he has conquered Saudi Arabia, MY FUCKING GOAT!!!!🥹❤️