Vee

Fan account for You Can Call Me Al

(They/them)

[Vee @PeglegWallace]

Is being a boy when you think drywall dust is giving you a good hair day and that you should consider using it as a hair product

[Vee @PeglegWallace]

London calling is always playing at this Mariano’s

[Vee @PeglegWallace]

I want a pad/tampon brand that’s less like, a skinny lady doing acrobatics on the box, and more like, a phoenix flying out of an erupting volcano with a full moon in the background. @Tampax

[Vee @PeglegWallace]

@pobre_hugo Sign me up

[Vee @PeglegWallace]

Goddamn how is that not an ad campaign already. The logo could be the infinity symbol except it’s two rolls of toilet paper

[Vee @PeglegWallace]

It shouldn’t be so easy to spend 50 bucks at a Walgreens

[Vee @PeglegWallace]

Infini-TP

[Vee @PeglegWallace]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat

[Vee @PeglegWallace]

@DoctorPissPants I like it by debarge

[Vee @PeglegWallace]

Im not hip with it, I get all my tik toks on instagram.

[Vee @PeglegWallace]

‘Leave no trace’ is not so much an outdoors code of conduct as it is a thing I whisper to myself when stealing thin slices of my roommate’s butter

[Vee @PeglegWallace]

What if instead of raising the rent…. They lowered it ??

[Vee @PeglegWallace]

God I can’t wait to floss tonight

[Vee @PeglegWallace]

@historyinmemes Show me the lie

[Vee @PeglegWallace]

@dannyjk0 Oh no

[Vee @PeglegWallace]

Guys what if Eric Andre released a flute album next

[Vee @PeglegWallace]

I’ll take my hat off but I can’t be held responsible for the way my hair looks

[Vee @PeglegWallace]

Fuck should I move to Spain?

[Vee @PeglegWallace]

Man if i could take a nap everyday I would be so powerful. There’s no telling what I’d be capable of.