pretty petty🇱🇨

good thoughts. good words. good deeds.

[moyoslaboratory @moyoslaboratory]

One thing about Justin Bieber, he’s gonna do what he wants.

Is this the time for Everything Hallelujah? 😂

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

Ngl if we dating only one of us can be on twitter and its gone be me

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I fucking hate annual corporate self-reviews and goal-setting. No, I don’t want to identify growth opportunities or outline my five-year career plan. My goal is to get paid every two weeks.

[CallUnc @Callunc]

"Why didn't the alarm go off.."
Me:

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If you grew up in a lazy weekends, wake up whenever, fend for yourself breakfast, pajamas all day, do absolutely nothing family, DO NOT marry into a wake up at 6am to go berry picking before the heat gets too bad family.

[Adam @adambastille]

"breakfast" restaurants that aren't open before 9

[Mercury’s Baby @_BonnieBadAss]

Texting him “goodnight” just to hop right back on Twitter 😭

[CallUnc @Callunc]

"This job is driving me crazy"

Also me at work:

[2minbinsunger @user9221025]

MESSI PAID THE GHOST OF LIAM PAYNE TO HAUNT ENGLAND DURING THIS MATCH. ITS ALL RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR FACES.

[Eva Galán @clariateka]

Cuando tu jefe te dice: "Estamos todos en el mismo barco"

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I spent money like there was no tomorrow and there was a tomorrow

[je ne sais pas @bobameals]

just one last time for good measure. #loveislandusa

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

from almost PARENTS to this is CRAZY

[miss exclusive☆ @bretooexclusive]

why give a nigga a second chance when it’s niggas out here waiting for their first !!!

[𝓵𝓾𝓿𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵 ❤︎ @kattzeye]

Kayda connecting the pieces on why she got the swamp😭 #loveislandusa

[Ụlọma @ulxma]

Your connection with her wasn’t natural. She was draining. You had nothing in common with her. But you still wanted to get in her pants? 🫩

[sucka @suckaworld]

just for old time sake.

[Gontse Chauke 📝 @_BlackZA]

Please don't date me if you won't talk with me everyday. There are people you can date, I'm not one of them.

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

I honestly hate that we've normalized the idea that all opinions are valid. I think we should get back to telling people that they are ill informed & ignorant