Patrick Elhoffer

A man of many skills, but a master of none.

[Patrick Elhoffer @Pelhof]

@tfieldonroberts @BoziTatarevic Dude, we might be the only two people on twitter (X) that agree with each other on a topic. Lol

Everything you’re saying, I’m on board!

[Patrick Elhoffer @Pelhof]

@tfieldonroberts @BoziTatarevic You’re 100% correct. Larson doesn’t deserve a waiver, per the rules, but given the waivers nascar has given out in the past, he’s just as deserving as most of recipients.

[Patrick Elhoffer @Pelhof]

@tfieldonroberts @Raptor_7206 @vern30stein @ItsMeZachD I saw this thread earlier this morning and was laughing my ass off!

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

IT WAS THAT CLOSE PEOPLE!

[Patrick Elhoffer @Pelhof]

@tfieldonroberts @vern30stein @daletanhardt @ItsMeZachD And that was the last time I took my sex doll to an Indy car race…

[Patrick Elhoffer @Pelhof]

@vern30stein @BlackFlagMatter @tfieldonroberts @ItsMeZachD @ChicagolndSpdwy Bring back @ChicagolndSpdwy in 2025!

[Patrick Elhoffer @Pelhof]

@BuschBeer @RossChastain #Buschtona500 #Sweepstakes

[Patrick Elhoffer @Pelhof]

@vern30stein @KellyCrandall @ItsMeZachD @tfieldonroberts Crazy. Excited to listen to this but could you imagine if he was a guest on DBC?

[Ryan McGee @ESPNMcGee]

Everyone all the time: "I need some more hammer-down passion out of these guys like Earnhardt would've done!"
Also, them after Ross Chastain's wall-riding move that got him into the #NASCARPlayoffs Championship 4: "There oughta be rules against that stuff!"

[Patrick Elhoffer @Pelhof]

@vern30stein @ItsMeZachD @tfieldonroberts

[Aged NASCAR @AgedNascar]

LARSON ELIMINATED

#NASCARPlayoffs

[Did Kyle Larson win? @DidLarsonWin]

KYLE LARSON SWEEPS THE WEEKEND AT WATKINS GLEN!

LARSON WINS IN THE CUP CAR!

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

Momentum is building on that No. 5 team!

Retweet to congratulate @KyleLarsonRacin on a clutch victory today at @WGI!

[Patrick Elhoffer @Pelhof]

@CouchRacerShop Since the Couch Racer brand was created I’ve been patiently waiting for a DARF shirt to drop. Can’t wait to see it guys!

[Lorie Liebig @lorieliebig]

I love country music because it has songs with lyrics that encourage you not to drink and drive, but instead do a sexy dance on the ground in honor of watermelons

[Hendrick Motorsports @TeamHendrick]

His biggest win yet.

Let’s hear it for your 2021 #NASCAR Cup Series champion, @KyleLarsonRacin! 🏆

[FOX: NASCAR @NASCARONFOX]

RETWEET TO CONGRATULATE 2021 NASCAR CUP SERIES CHAMPION KYLE LARSON! 10 wins. What a year!

@TeamHendrick | @KyleLarsonRacin

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

It's his time!

Retweet to congratulate @KyleLarsonRacin on winning his first championship!

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

CHECKERED FLAG: A PERFECT 10!

@KyleLarsonRacin wins at @phoenixraceway and captures the 2021 NASCAR Cup Series championship!

[NASCAR on USA @NASCARonUSA]

RETWEET if you're pulling for @KyleLarsonRacin to win it all.

The @NASCAR Championship. TODAY, 3P ET, @NBC and @peacockTV.