Alissa Larsen

I'm a not-so-secret nerd who loves video games, movies, tv shows, music and food!

[Alissa Larsen @Pelirojo37]

Big Time Rush is back!!!
#rushersworldwide please come to me here in Utah! #BTRSaltLakeCity

[Alissa Larsen @Pelirojo37]

You know, clothing isn’t made for women like me! Tall, wide hips, skinny waist, big chest.

Except wedding dresses. I fit into those just fine... 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Alissa Larsen @Pelirojo37]

Ride the elevator and risk getting the Coronavirus, or take the stairs and risk people thinking you have the Coronavirus... 🧐#dilemmas

[Alissa Larsen @Pelirojo37]

Just noticed that Nancy from #StrangerThings is in the Hannah Montana movie 😂 #moviedebut

[Alissa Larsen @Pelirojo37]

I remember when Orville Redenbacher was the prime popcorn company and Pop Secret would only pop half the kernels. My how times have changed...

[Alissa Larsen @Pelirojo37]

Why do blockades in Star Wars only cover one side of the planet? And why don’t he rebels just come from the other side of the planet? #idontgetit #starwars #plotholes

[Alissa Larsen @Pelirojo37]

“I’m single as a Pringle!”

But don’t Pringles come in packs...? 🧐 #ruminations #pringlesarentsingle

[Alissa Larsen @Pelirojo37]

If all of Hydra has a hidden cyanide capsule in replace of a tooth, what happened if they bit too hard down on a piece of food? 🧐 #foodforthought #hailhydra

[Alissa Larsen @Pelirojo37]

Studying up before I go to see @theclassiccrime tonight in PDX!

[Alissa Larsen @Pelirojo37]

The two movies I had to drag my dad to the theater for are now two of his all-time favorite movies to watch. #iknowwhatyoulike #trustme

[Alissa Larsen @Pelirojo37]

Be honest, did anyone else accidentally go pee on the toilet when the lid was down?

[Alissa Larsen @Pelirojo37]

Can you imagine how terrifying it would be if you lived in the quiet place universe, and you had to fart? #aquietplace #dontfart

[Alissa Larsen @Pelirojo37]

@GordonSchlosser Have you watched the trailer for season 7?! Makes me wanna cry all over again 😱😭

[Alissa Larsen @Pelirojo37]

Anyone else wake up with a headache after napping in the car? #brainpain #nappingwhiledriving

[Alissa Larsen @Pelirojo37]

@chucklebrryfin @duolingo German

[Alissa Larsen @Pelirojo37]

Why you use “you” for both “you” and “you all” and make me fail my lesson?! I mean you, @duolingo 😡😭 #duversusihr

[Alissa Larsen @Pelirojo37]

Just saw a construction company named Buffalo Construction with a picture of a bison as their logo. #knowthedifference

[Alissa Larsen @Pelirojo37]

I’m all snuggly in bed, ready to fall asleep when my stomach goes, “Mmmm, Taco Bell tacos.” #why

[Alissa Larsen @Pelirojo37]

Why do they name toothpaste flavors things like “Icy Fresh” and “Radiant Mint”? 🤔

[Alissa Larsen @Pelirojo37]

Anyone know why my husband keeps staring at me but won’t say anything?