Chloe Pelt

peepeepoopoo

[Chloe Pelt @PeltChloe]

If u sugar parent and u happen to fly by this tweet Venmo me somin @chcp14 :3

[Chloe Pelt @PeltChloe]

@Drumstick you should make a peanut butter filled drumstick

[Chloe Pelt @PeltChloe]

Happy 8 year anniversary!!! @rStardewValley @ConcernedApe

[Chloe Pelt @PeltChloe]

@netflix are u fr with this new household bs college students are fucked now thanks

[Chloe Pelt @PeltChloe]

No such thing as hobbies when ur poor

[Chloe Pelt @PeltChloe]

Love when cats do silly little cat things

[Chloe Pelt @PeltChloe]

“MoSt StUdEnTs DoNt PaSs My ClAsS” bro teach better??

[Chloe Pelt @PeltChloe]

Considering you are paying to take the classes, it should be legally required to make sure professors at universities don’t suck

[Chloe Pelt @PeltChloe]

Nothing better than punching a cardboard box to break it down

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

(clears throat)

YOU'RE TELLING ME A GAR LICKED THIS BREAD?

[Chloe Pelt @PeltChloe]

Halloween would be fun if one year we all decide to trick or treat

[Chloe Pelt @PeltChloe]

All stores should have a store cat

[Chloe Pelt @PeltChloe]

My brain moves so much faster than reality does

[Chloe Pelt @PeltChloe]

@GoldfishSmiles chocolate covered pretzel fish

[Chloe Pelt @PeltChloe]

@PopTartsUS should make a mystery box where each foil is a different pair of surprise flavors

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

pretty rude that work disrupts my honkshoo honkshoo mimimimi

[Chloe Pelt @PeltChloe]

Amy adding the line “love to sing percussion” at the end of the barden bellas final performance is top tier musicography that shit got my ears tickled

[Chloe Pelt @PeltChloe]

Bro naw imagine saying u graduate in 2027 tf

[Chloe Pelt @PeltChloe]

All I want is my family to have a heirloom tortoise

[Chloe Pelt @PeltChloe]

Just found out covid-19 stands for corona virus disease 2019

[Chloe Pelt @PeltChloe]

Why would someone need that much