Pelto Mash

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@fesshole Fuck me. And they say nurses have it tough.

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This is turning into one of the most hilarious bottle jobs I think I’ve ever seen. Especially after seeing the various tweets from their dreadful fanbase for the last four months #arsenal #hilarious #collapseofepicporportions

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@gingerobrian Good. Lord.

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@Instantregreted I absolutely LOVE a happy ending

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@paulywalnuts_ @elonmuskTN It’s probably ‘R’ for Reverse. Looks like a standard manual gear shift on a vehicle. But there’s a UK mind for you 👍🏻

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@violentgore So fake, it gave me AIDS

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@piersmorgan lol bottlers FC

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@ParanormaIVideo Ooh those pesky power assisted doors

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@Culture_Crit My common sense tank is way too full

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@PicturesFoIder 87

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@crazyclipsonly I work with creatures like this. They act like pricks in our office, too.

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@UnitedStandMUFC Sparky

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@NoContextHumans Please, allow me to push your stool in

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@FCBarcelona That went well

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@zachariahassler Utter, utter bell ends. All fucking three of them.

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@NoContextBrits Vision like a bent fork

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@FootyLimbs ‘Biggest cheat in football’?! Take your fucking cock from out of your mouth. Bell end.

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@GarleyRachel Surprised to see bush!

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@JimLeitrim2 And we wonder why some species eat their newborn.

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@BustyNaturals2y We wouldn’t make it anywhere… you’d be just gasping and dripping like a knackered fridge