lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all
HOT TAKE: Someone said “this is the first time in history women are dating men for their character. And that's why no one is dating.” and she was right.
saw a couple laughing on their balcony. every time the laughter died down one of them would say smthng else & they'd start all over again. made me realise what i've been looking for all along is probably much simpler than i thought
btw u need to sit under the sun and be with friends and let love in and try new foods and remember old memories that make u laugh and stay up till 3 am with the love of your life
"There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT"
WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
I’ll never forgive society for taking away plastic bags and plastic straws just to turn around and allow boomers to destroy the planet making cartoon AI versions of themselves on Facebook all day long
"Why did they portray anti-vaxxers and freebirthers so badly on The Pitt?"
BECAUSE NOT VACCINATING OR NOT GETTING PRENATAL CARE IS BAD AND AND THEY DON'T NEED MORE CODDLING.