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“I’ll start tomorrow”, I say every night.

[blitz @PEmperorblitz]

I wish no harm to the author of Harry Potter, my enemy is the Harry Potter fandom.

[BBC Wales News @BBCWalesNews]

Harry Potter fans force diversion of UK-Ireland power link to avoid 'Dobby's grave' https://t.co/cg10NqDaXd

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Sometimes I’m like “Man it seems rather uncouth to constantly be taking pot shots at white people just because it’s more socially acceptable” but right now I’m thinking let’s kill whitey.

[Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident]

The replies to this are all like "that's how they eat in China so it's nutritionally complete" as though I'm talking about dim sum and not people doing this with one order of orange chicken, one order of sesame shrimp, and one order of Mongolian beef

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@zweiwalker89607 Mainstream History tells you Marx is German yet I have it on good authority he actually lived in Britain like how does that work?

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@zweiwalker89607 “I’m Rey.”
“Rey what?”
“Rey Wukong” *decoy clone vanishes in a puff of smoke*

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@theunifyingfork It’s been occasionally lightly raining here in Phoenix so I understand.

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@S041721 I once was in a How to Train Your Dragon server where the creator/owner was this fundie Christian guy who believed the Earth was a few thousand years old, quantum physics was all fake, and dragons were historically real.

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@highelven Cassia the hybrid burst/control/support mage dodge/heal/resistance tank when she takes one boo-boo after setting 10 Drukhari’s brains on fire by looking at them: “Agh, L-Lord Captain! “

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A step in the right direction.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

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@gweisama @alpinespirits Another connection to ancient times, though back then there was no need for this particular idol as pedophiles could just marry actual children.

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@DragoonC89 There’s a missing page in the Book of Sith that describes how if you simply electrocute a Jedi enough times they will eventually change sides.

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@SpectralAurora_ @024eruF Big shot Reddit atheist, putting together a crew. You in?

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@theunifyingfork Stoverdose with the Acts of Caine series

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This is how I felt seeing China being portrayed as a menacing rival/antagonist to Murica in Black Ops 2 and Battlefield 4.

Like yeah we made it, guys.

[Jem @jaempsy]

How I used to react to my country’s name being mentioned in American movies as a kid (we’re terrorists in the film)

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@TabrisSing @WraithKettch A book that introduces two very prominent planets/societies in the EU timeline, one of which is also very important to new canon, as well as a beloved Imperial warlord villain. A great addition to the lore. What’s that? No, I haven’t read it yet, just watched a summary.

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Not within their own circle, of course. Same situation a gun nut getting on a movie's case for some inaccuracy in how it works. Or a car nut. Similar dynamic anywhere between a minority of those "who know" and the rest "who don't know/give a shit". (10/10?)

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"Powerscaling" is a bit of a poisoned term due to the general perception/reputation of people who use its terminology but story-wise it runs into the same "issues" as scientific accuracy, historical accuracy, etc. (1/X)

[Sheev Talks 🟢 || The Andor video arc @SheevTalks]

The more I think about power-scaling as a concept, the more absurd I find it that anyone acts like it doesn’t matter when discussing media

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Like many things, majority rules. So long as most people don't know and care enough to track some super/action hero's specific power levels/feats, anyone who pays a lot of attention to it and beats the drum on inconsistencies too loudly will be perceived as weird. (9/X)