Penbguin

Born in South Lanarkshire, raised by two dandelions and having starred in the straight to VHS hit movie 'Dan Dare and the Valkyrie' in 2010... Penbguin

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@aaron465 I'm relieved to say, neither had I... And I hope I never do again 😂

I hope they include good music sometimes 😜

Mildly diverting while sat on the john

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@BorisJohnson I'd really like the UK to be led by anyone not in the direct employ of Vladimir Putin right now, so if you wouldn't mind pissing off to the Motherland and rejoining your comrades, then we can have someone that will oppose the illegal war Russia has instigated.

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@challam19 I was impressed, then he wobbled for a while, but he's been on pretty good form again lately... And I don't think it's just a case of looking good up against the government, which should be a given for anyone with a shred of human decency.

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@johnneh Get well soon Johnny! Hope you feel better

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@RishiSunak when are you Tories gonna tell it straight that you resent ordinary people and don't recognise them as human beings?

Or are you scared of the public opinion you care so little for? Coward!

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@NakedWines I hope the wine isn't too naked... Does it at least come in a bottle? Or does my house just get hosed down with the blood of slaughtered grapes?

If the latter, I have an unsuspecting... friend, who just may be getting a late xmas gift this week

P.s.

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@vintage_obscura @_c__h_ Do they sing anything in uwu voice?

I don't know what that is... I think it's a young people thing.

P.s.

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@aaron465 @AppleSupport I think it's part of the design to make sure you're taking enough breaks during the day... Try going into settings, display, and toggle the focus lock option? 🤔

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@BorisJohnson Is this just cuz you lot can't stick to your own rules so you're just scrapping them altogether this year? Way to protect the NHS you're privatising piece by piece... Ya dingus!

You make me sick!

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@_c__h_ The real reason George Lucas tweaked the original Star Wars films so many times 👀

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@_c__h_ Defo calling you Destructicorn from now on... If I remember to 🤔

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@aaron465 @kbartlam1 What beer was it? I'm compiling data to try and ascertain which beers are more likely to spill 👀

Hope it wasn't anything like the spill we saw at Elvana... Tragedy + time, hopefully you'll be able to look back and laugh one day 😉

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@BorisJohnson eh? Fancy that gig Poundland? You'll have to grow a moustache, but if you try really hard you've probably got about a 0.098% chance of success... Cuz of your track record I mean... I'm saying you're not great at things... For the avoidance of doubt.

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@BorisJohnson doing a fab job Poundland! Keep it up and you could be sitting where the guy on the right is in this picture.

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@DaveHarding1987 May not have quite made it home this year, but there's always Qatar next year... The players did good... Some of the fans not so... It is the hooligans and racists that let the side down badly.

Well done Southgate's lads.

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@DaveHarding1987 I heard they earned England's spot in the final for us? Scored half our goals didn't they?

We should be grateful they were willing to put the effort in to make the match exciting, instead of hoarding all the goals for themselves and embarrassing our lads 😁

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@KevinRowley4 @Trickcyclist3 @Mistywoman1 Unfortunately it wasn't a con... We all know the tories are bastards, yet they won a majority in Parliament ☹️

We the people have done this to ourselves... And as gluttons for punishment, I'm expecting another term of this at least 😩

Prove me wrong Britaim... PLEASE 🤞🤞🤞

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@actomox @Trickcyclist3 Nothing is safe in the hands of these liars, thieves and scoundrels 😒

Another term following the next election? Most likely 🙄

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@Trickcyclist3 Unfortunately we have a Conservative government... Unfortunately they've been elected with a majority. Probably too late to save the NHS now, but I guess it was nice while we had it.

Can't trust the British to do right by themselves, so the tories will probably get in again 🙄

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@uk_domain_names @EU_Citizen2 I will whip anyone who tries to intimidate me for continuing to wear a mask... Until it's genuinely safe to leave it at home.