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[MikePencesFly @PencesFly]

Oh, to be a fly on the wall in the Whitehouse right now.

#CallTheElection #CallTheRace

[MikePencesFly @PencesFly]

I just don’t get what all the buzz is about.

#flygate #FLY2020 #VPDebates2020 #pencesfly

[MikePencesFly @PencesFly]

Please don’t worry- I’m doing ok this morning. All the doctors say I’m really fly for a white guy.

#flygate #FLY2020 #VPDebate #Debate2020

[MikePencesFly @PencesFly]

Checking into Walter Reed

#flyonmikepence #FLY2020 #flypence #VPDebates2020 #DebateNight #Debates2020 #pencefly

[MikePencesFly @PencesFly]

This fly took the red eye to the debate tonight.

#flyonmikepence #flydebate #FLY2020 #Flygate2020 #pencefly #VPDebates2020

[MikePencesFly @PencesFly]

My right wing is feeling a little pensive.

#VPDebate2020 #pence #debate #FLY2020

[MikePencesFly @PencesFly]

But I thought we were exclusive?!?

#FLY2020 #VPDebate #Pence #Debates2020

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Pence apologizing to Mother right now for getting to 3rd base with the fly

[MikePencesFly @PencesFly]

Number 1!!! All I had to do was land on top of a Number 2 💩. #Pence #FLY2020 #VPDebate #Debates2020

[UConn SMACC @UConnSMACC]

Looks like the fly on Pence's head won the debate tonight.

#Pence #Debates2020 #VPDebate

[MikePencesFly @PencesFly]

@VP Just the two of us...we can make it if we try... just the two of us... you and fly

#Debates2020 #Pence #VPDebate

[MikePencesFly @PencesFly]

Black Flies Matter!

#Pence #Debates2020 #DebateNight #VPDebate

[MikePencesFly @PencesFly]

Second place ain’t so bad

[Brian Wonder @brianwxyzz]

#Debates2020 Winners:
1. Kamala Harris
2. Fly (Pence’s so-called black friend)
3. Moderator
4. Mike Pence

[MikePencesFly @PencesFly]

Perching atop a steaming pile of shit on national tv has been the pinnacle I was hoping for since I was born 4 days ago. #VPDebates #Pence #DebateNight #VPDebate