San Pendejo

Virgen, martir y científico neoliberal

[Yoshi 💫 @wakeupyoshi]

“The Cowboys don’t suck, this is our year!”

The Cowboys:

[Ifeoluwa @Ifeoluwa_A_]

“We cannot claim to want equality and still subscribe to chivalry”

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

“man that girl from Juno is hot, I sure hope she does a topless scene someday”

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

Gollum to Frodo right before stumbling off the edge into the lava:

[San Pendejo @PendejoSan]

@LaSEMOVI asistí a la SEMOVI y dicen que no hay placas. Ni línea de captura, ya no anden mintiendo ojetes

[San Pendejo @PendejoSan]

@C5_CDMX @AlcCuauhtemocMx ya se quitó gracias

[San Pendejo @PendejoSan]

@NachoRgz chinga tu madre cada que respires

[San Pendejo @PendejoSan]

@SinLinea_Mx @Claudiashein que huevos llarmase así y claramente tener línea

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

“The problem with child pornography is not that its consumption is inherently immoral, bu-...”

[San Pendejo @PendejoSan]

@AXL_BELFORT pasó lo mismo con los vuelos baratos

[San Pendejo @PendejoSan]

@blogdelnarcomex putonas del bienestar

[San Pendejo @PendejoSan]

la herencia de Alejandro Magno más viva que nunca

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

In Afghanistan, the segregation of women is so extreme that they had to invent bacha bazi, a practice where boys dressed as women dance for powerful men, under the belief that sexual contact with young males is more moral.

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[MA5K CEO @Nobbie_OCs]

Bro staying behind with the portable Hellbomb while the rest of us escape (his sacrifice will not be in vain)

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch. We had Circus Circus. We had the Tropicana and the Excalibur. We had cheap slots, 24-hour wedding chapels, all-you-can eat buffets, shrimp cocktails on the house. You could have shut your mouth, kept the city affordable for middle-class tourists, and printed more money than you ever needed. But no, you just had to blow it up. You and your resort fees and your Michelin stars. Your Fontainebleau Hotel, Jean Georges Steakhouse, poolside cabana rentals, and Formula 1 Grand Prix. If you’d done your job, known your place, and stopped private equity from pricing out regular visitors, we all be fine right now. But you didn’t.

[San Pendejo @PendejoSan]

@Helldivers_NOW SES Prophet of the People