Penelope James

Maternity leave mummy seeks something to do. Makes twitter and insta for her baby. Totally normal 👍🏼

[Penelope James @PenelopeJamesD]

I've been in bed since 9 waiting for Penelope to fall asleep so I can do some sudoku... who am I? #mumlife

[Penelope James @PenelopeJamesD]

My new goal is to try not to fart-shame my daughter when she does a Donald. "Oh Penelope!" 😂#fartshame #donaldtrump #babytrumps

[Penelope James @PenelopeJamesD]

In bed, drinking Diet Coke, doing some sudoku while the baby sleeps... weirdly pleased with how happy this makes me. #mediablackout #almost🐥

[Penelope James @PenelopeJamesD]

@MaireadMermaid cleaver & Robinson / Dina Dina / Cuban sandwich bar / chubby cherub 👌🏽 x

[Penelope James @PenelopeJamesD]

Such a great morning with giggles! Immunisation time approaching though... espresso please, gonna be a long day #immunisation #baby #coffee

[Penelope James @PenelopeJamesD]

That side smile! ❤️#babygirl #swoon #myheart #smiles

[Penelope James @PenelopeJamesD]

Top tips for staying awake during night feeds: 1: #DietCoke 2: Sit upright. 3: Tweet on your baby's behalf 4: more Diet Coke 5: #DietCoke 💤💤

[Penelope James @PenelopeJamesD]

When she sleeps through her 230 feed... #hungrybaby #chugchugchug #thankyou #mummylovestheextrahourssleep #yes! ❤️👏🏽🙌🏽

[Penelope James @PenelopeJamesD]

& she's asleep! Quick! My turn! 💤 💤 #partyanimal #thesmallthings #baby #asleep #finally #excited #delerious #beforeshewakesup #zonked #yawn

[Penelope James @PenelopeJamesD]

Bright as a button at 11pm.. #baby #nosleep #bloodyshattered #mothering #whatissleep #iwantmybed

[Penelope James @PenelopeJamesD]

Being repeatedly punched in the face by a baby is almost as bad as being repeatedly kicked in the stomach by a baby.🤕🙄 #hitsandkicks #baby

[Penelope James @PenelopeJamesD]

Bouncy castles, cups of tea, 40 minute feeds and buckets of spit up. That was my day, and I loved it. ☀️ But now... #winemum #babygoals #sun

[Penelope James @PenelopeJamesD]

#Poonami for lunch anyone?

[Penelope James @PenelopeJamesD]

My baby is better than your baby 😉#babygoals #mondaymorning #babywars #babygirl #pretty #flowercrown

[Penelope James @PenelopeJamesD]

Today Penelope has had on 5 babygrows due to spit up and wee'd all over the bed at midnight.. but she's so pretty 😩 #mumlife #babygoals #wee

[Penelope James @PenelopeJamesD]

Relaxing on the porch with my girl, who is looking all kinds of cute today 🍑 #babygirl #sun #QT #mummydaughtertime

[Penelope James @PenelopeJamesD]

7 Weeks and forced into social media by mummy... #mumgoals #babygoals #mumlife #maternityleave #socialmedia #alreadyadiva