Penetranus

Twice as inspirational as Anthony Robbins, three times as powerful as Vladimir Putin, four times as ruthless as Oprah.

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@TekSavvyCSR ok, thanks. I well need to retrieve that

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@TekSavvyCSR wow crazy fast response. I connect for a minute, up to an hour or so, then disconnec. Service briefly and randomly returns

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@TekSavvyNetwork Are there widespread outages in Kitchener or just me? Virtually no service for two weeks now

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Apparently Ice Cube's son Ice Chip is playing him in the upcoming NWA biopic!

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@astimpson99 was the criticism in English? Remember you speak mostly English.

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@tammyswanson_3 omg what a cutie!!! The cat could stand to lose a few pounds though.

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@vanderMarklar fine, mostly beer

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@tammyswanson_3 It was a medley.

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@tammyswanson_3 It is bound to happen to all super tall devastatingly handsome geniuses at some point.

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@tammyswanson_3 Ah the importance of punctuation. Side note, I saw my dad's penis this weekend.

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When death comes for me I hope I can manage to be naked and spread-eagled on my brother's bed. Explain that one to the parents asshole!

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I climbed a mountain to seek enlightenment from the ancient monk who lived there. Unfortunately he raped me. But what does it MEAN?

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Finally my dream of starting a nursing home/brothel is coming to fruition.

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People are so uptight. If you don't want to see me measuring the dilation of my dog's anus don't come to the playground.

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I don't know why the police are so picky. I told them about that poor kid's body eventually. Haven't they heard about "finders keepers"?

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@phro yo you sexy beast I hope you are becoming more powerful and evil than ever

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@tammyswanson_3 thanks for the advice you short redhaired freak