Professional Penetrators (9,0) 🏆

Dmitri Morris (10,3) | Hunter Scoggins (10,2) | Zach Howell (6,1) | Graydon Zarter (6,2) | Abby Durkin (3,0) | Subs: Gavin (3,1) | Jaxon (3,0) | TKD: (41,9)

[Professional Penetrators (9,0) 🏆 @Penetrators24]

9-0, UNDISPUTED, 2024 NERF CHAMPIONS. Thank you to all the amazing teams we’ve played over the past 2 years, and shoutout to @nerfninjazz for their Cinderella story. Penetrators out 🫡

[nerfninjaz (4,4) @nerfninjazz]

The end of a thrilling era! All filled with terrible teams, tons of inactivity DQ's, a lot of shit talking, and many taco nights at caitlyn's. No one expected the 16th seed to make it to the playoffs let alone to the finale. Ty to all the haters 🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️
Nerf Ninjaz OUT 💘💘💘

[SEQUOYAH NERF @shsnerf2024]

your 2024 nerf winners @Penetrators24

[Professional Penetrators (9,0) 🏆 @Penetrators24]

Hunter, aka Captain America, takes out Ava to start off the championship week. 5-4. @nerfninjazz @shsnerf2024

[Professional Penetrators (9,0) 🏆 @Penetrators24]

If the condom fits… Meech’s double condom kill confirmed by commish, leaving Tyler and Ilia penetrated. 3-2. @AllahAlliance @shsnerf2024 God Bless America, Jesus Christ is our true Lord and Savior, and we don’t beat our women.

[Professional Penetrators (9,0) 🏆 @Penetrators24]

@AllahAlliance In all honesty y’all have been one of the greatest teams to play in the past two years, absolute full credit to y’all where its due. Championship or no championship y’all will still go down as one of the best to ever do it.

[Professional Penetrators (9,0) 🏆 @Penetrators24]

@AllahAlliance [39.60] And on the day of resurrection you shall see those who lied against Allah; their faces shall be blackened.

[Professional Penetrators (9,0) 🏆 @Penetrators24]

After a failed setup, Meech is SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOSLY blessed to receive his 8th kill on Bradley, Allah Akbar, 5-4. @AllahAlliance @shsnerf2024

[Professional Penetrators (9,0) 🏆 @Penetrators24]

Durkin and Hunter Scoggins are subbing in for Gavin and Jaxon @shsnerf2024

[Professional Penetrators (9,0) 🏆 @Penetrators24]

Ian DQ’d for inactivity, 5-3. @semon_demons @shsnerf2024

[Professional Penetrators (9,0) 🏆 @Penetrators24]

Meech pops Zach to start off the week. Penetrators 🆙 5-4. @semon_demons @shsnerf2024

[Professional Penetrators (9,0) 🏆 @Penetrators24]

@NerfSaidSHS Elite 8 bound

[Professional Penetrators (9,0) 🏆 @Penetrators24]

@DartDynasty6 @shsnerf2024 @DirtyDartDevils shitty team thats gonna get wiped when they play some real comp

[Professional Penetrators (9,0) 🏆 @Penetrators24]

Meech merks four. 5-1. @Foamforce5 @shsnerf2024

[Professional Penetrators (9,0) 🏆 @Penetrators24]

@NerfSaidSHS

[Professional Penetrators (9,0) 🏆 @Penetrators24]

Slender man has been discontinued. Chris gets the kill for a penetrators win @NerfSaidSHS @shsnerf2024

[Professional Penetrators (9,0) 🏆 @Penetrators24]

@RubberTips @shsnerf2024 Give penetrating a try

[Professional Penetrators (9,0) 🏆 @Penetrators24]

Anthony and Luke get DQ’d for inactivity and Bryson’s kill gets confirmed after they all missed the shootout. 5-2. @RubberTips @shsnerf2024

[Buns🍑on the run🏃‍♀️(5,2) @bunsandrunNerf]

this is what the @ShiestyShootas_ are up against… the zest fest @AllahAlliance