VolcanoPenguin

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Jesus Christ be praised.

[VolcanoPenguin @PenguinVolcano]

@RazorFist OK, now show us a negative consequence.

[VolcanoPenguin @PenguinVolcano]

@ReviewsPossum I'm investing in Nvidia and Space X. Wouldn't say a word.

[VolcanoPenguin @PenguinVolcano]

@ClownWorld I don't know where this took place, but chances are the theft wasn't a high enough dollar value to even consider investigating.

They can steal as much as they want, as long as they don't steal too much at once.

What a society we live in.

[VolcanoPenguin @PenguinVolcano]

@Not_the_Bee This is going to be one for the memory books.

. . .

Get it?

[VolcanoPenguin @PenguinVolcano]

@kangminlee As some Danes might say, "Nu stander landen i våde."

[VolcanoPenguin @PenguinVolcano]

@99_VS_1percent @elonmusk 1 Blue checkmark🙄
2 He's not the reason Walmart has to push costs and lock up products due to theft.
3 He's not the one taxing population 40% to fund "learing" centers and barbarian bums.
4 DOGE. Big gov codified 1 or 2 fixes out of many.

You're bitching at the wrong rich man.

[VolcanoPenguin @PenguinVolcano]

@TRHLofficial King George would be jealous.

[VolcanoPenguin @PenguinVolcano]

@elonmusk Hmmmmmmmmm.
Perhaps this penguin could help you find some good volcanic realty. Been to a few, lived in a few.
Just avoid the one with an observatory on it in the middle of Townsville. That monkey is kinda crazy and there's no telling what he did to that thing.

[VolcanoPenguin @PenguinVolcano]

@japan_nobunaga Wrong.
Absolutely wrong.
You could be further from wrong, but not by much.

We eat them for breakfast, 2nd breakfast, brunch, lunch, afternoon snack, dinner, midnight snack, and emotional support 3AM meal Mondays.

[VolcanoPenguin @PenguinVolcano]

@Pirat_Nation This would be an OK idea if it weren't for the suspicion that they are going to pocket the nice financial boost instead of putting this towards saving the customer some cost.

It's EA.
Introducing annoyances and probably charging more anyways.

[RazörFist @RazorFist]

This is what a video camera looked like in 1928.
Marketed to women, The Bell & Howell Filmo could shoot videos in a dazzling 16 FPS.

Or as it's known on PS5: 'Ultra Settings'.

[VolcanoPenguin @PenguinVolcano]

@TRHLofficial I give it a 3.141592654 out of 3

[Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens]

Leftists want me to be more upset about what Elon does with his own money than what they intend to do with mine.

[RazörFist @RazorFist]

Sure, Steve.
You've made like 5 movies about aliens, one about a robot kid with a soul, and an Indiana Jones flick where Hindu folk magic is real, but THIS is the one that's going to shatter our faith in Christ.

[VolcanoPenguin @PenguinVolcano]

@Pirat_Nation I hope it was far, far more than what Pocketpair spent. An L for Nintendo is always a better day.

[VolcanoPenguin @PenguinVolcano]

@Pirat_Nation Is that all? I wipe my ass with $13,250.

[VolcanoPenguin @PenguinVolcano]

@JGALJGAL @mattvanswol @buggirl You're one of those people who think food spawns in the grocery stores, aren't you?

Yes, we care about the stock market because the last time it crashed, many starved. Great Depression? Did they teach you that? Or were you too busy thinking up cliche sexual insults?

[VolcanoPenguin @PenguinVolcano]

@RoofKorean7 The last one I could have gone without, but the rest make pretty good products.

But besides that, letting freaking Commies take control of the world? Not on our watch.

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

The real reason Democrats are so mad about this is it proves that it's actually possible to finish a public works project on time without going over budget, and now everyone knows they're getting kickbacks or laundering money stolen from the taxpayer whenever that doesn't happen.

[VolcanoPenguin @PenguinVolcano]

@pnwguerrilla Police do two things: respond to your murder or attempted murder after the fact, and collect traffic ticket funds.

You are your only reliable security force. . . unless of course you ape together strong with the homies.

Speak softly and carry a big stick, or carry many sticks.