Penn Zhang

Chinese home cook 🍜
Real Chinese recipes — no takeout clichés
AI enthusiast 🤖

[Penn Zhang @PennWokHei]

Most "Chinese food" you've had isn't Chinese food.

I'm Penn. I cook the real stuff in China and share the recipes. 🍜
AI enthusiast on the side. 🤖

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@AidenChen100 我朋友尝试过了，一样的封号

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@affection123m @patobonato 你是怎么躲过唐筛的？你这个智商，给你爸妈做一下亲子鉴定吧

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Hunan's 剁椒豆豉鸡: chicken that bites back. 1. Sear bone-in chicken pieces till golden 2. Blast with chopped pickled chilies + fermented black beans, garlic, ginger 3. Splash of soy, lid on 5 min. How hot do you go: mild or face-melting? 🌶️

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@Bigdaddy_alex1 Why didn’t they pull up the guy in white at the front first?

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@dearciici Chinese schools can sometimes feel more like concentration camps than places of education.

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@miranowhere They wouldn’t dare. They know exactly who they can mess with and who they can’t. They only pick on people who are kind and unlikely to fight back.

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@Vanta88w88 I’ve actually seen this happen: an uninformed father insisted on buying his son a Huawei phone — one that couldn’t even run the games he wanted. The kid was genuinely upset. Sometimes you really can’t blame the child.

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@Vincent_AINotes Absolutely impossible. That would completely go against the Core Socialist Values.

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Cola chicken wings (可乐鸡翅), attempt #1.

Step 1: low heat. Step 2: get distracted. Step 3: charcoal.

The recipe never warned me the wings would achieve enlightenment before I did. Ate them anyway. 🫡

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Di san xian (地三鲜) — three humble vegetables, one fall comfort bowl. 🥔🍆🫑
1. Cut potato & eggplant chunky, fry golden (or roast 220°C, 25 min) 2. Wok peppers 2 min till blistered 3. Toss everything with garlic + soy + sugar till glossy.
Bright colors, light on oil. #ChineseFood

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@Broforce80 @X_Global_tv I hope Israel can achieve victory soon. Soldiers have families waiting for them at home too — no one wants to be away for months on end when they could be back enjoying life with the people they love.

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@singall5 @Rowlandsel You put a group of criminals together and expect them to just behave themselves and never provoke anyone around them?

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@Jeeperskreeper_ @X_Global_tv Then maybe your suffering is the consequence of your own ignorance — because you don’t even know who your real enemy is.

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@bayyumiy @X_Global_tv So you’re saying Hamas doesn’t exist? Then who attacked the Israeli music festival? By that logic, I could also claim Gaza invented Israel and that Israel doesn’t exist either.

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@TRobinsonNewEra At a time like this, what are the French authorities doing?

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@Partisan_12 If they’re thinking clearly, Hamas should be the first group they blame. If they still refuse to hold Hamas responsible, it’s hard for me to sympathize with that position.

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@RevertStoriesx It might also end up being the religion that disappears the fastest.

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@ExMuslimAz At this rate, France could become a predominantly Muslim country over time, and pork might eventually become far less common there.

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@hardtrader314 @X_Global_tv If you still think Hamas are the good guys, then all I can say is: your situation matches your judgment.