Penny-Farthing

“Concerning the difference between Man and the Jackass: Some observers hold that there isn’t any. But this wrongs the Jackass.” - Mark Twain

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How to ride a Penny-Farthing…

Me: Why would anybody ride this shit? Like what’s the reasoning? Why wouldn’t they just make two of the same size wheel?! 🤬🤣

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@HannaCanadia

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@HannaCanadia

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@HannaCanadia

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LIKE A GLOVE!

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Hey, maybe she’s about to poop her pants…cut her some slack!

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Shut up and take my money!

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Me: Uno +4 REVERSE CARD (Wild – Color changes to “Open Pour”)

You have been CUTOFF from cutting me off.

Your move is reversed.
Draw 4 shots and pour one for the table.
Skip your “responsible service” turn.

Fine print:
This card overrides all state liquor laws, bartender judgment, and your loved one’s texts asking where you’re at. Side effects may include legendary status, free drinks, or immediate ejection. Play at own risk. No whining allowed.

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“ I took the restrictor plate off, give the Red Dragon a little more juice. But let's keep that on the down low. She's not exactly street legal” - Frank The Tank

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“TADA!!”

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​That cop was just thinking about the paperwork he is gonna have to do for the rest of the day.

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She wanted Ocho but got Cinco.

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Are you stupid or something?

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He missed the fence because he forgot to take his sunglasses off!

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And if I see Van Helsing, I swear
To the Lord I will slay him! (A-ha-ha-haa!)
Take it from me
I swear I will let it be so! (A-ha-ha-ha!)

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No insurance for you!

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That kid is too throwable to be so confident.

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I think I found my type “bush twiddling”

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Dude folded like a toy who heard Andy was coming

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Margarita sales after this video…to the moon 🚀

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I Dub Thee - Sir Rhosis of the Liver