The Penniless Player

Greetings. Welcome to the Twitter page of a Hearthstone player just trying to get by.

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Long-time viewers will know it gives me great pleasure to now be able to say:

FINALLY!!!! #lifeisgood

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Get on my level, Tirion!

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You know, I wasn't going to mention the Brann+Pogo-Hopper combo in my upcoming (and indefinitely delayed) video. Then this happened:

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I call this Battlegrounds strategy "Selling your Soul".

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(sniff)
It's beautiful.

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I suddenly feel very confident.

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And now Shifter Zerus gave me Zapp Slywick.

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Sometimes, Yogg-Saron is on your side.

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Okay, I'm only like, one hour behind the release of the new update. That's fine, right? https://t.co/ttz2oTBd2u

I'll be livestreaming starting at 2:00, if you want to catch me over there!

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I just received a phone call from a foundation for leukemia. I asked "Are you a real person?" They awkwardly responded "I'm not, but I'll remove you from the list. Have a good day."
I never expected robots to be so formal and empathetic.

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I've had the idea for this video for months now; I'm so glad I've been able to finish it. Hope you all enjoy it as well! https://t.co/4hGe6iCZAH

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Here's a sneak peak at an image for my next video, which if I'm lucky I'll have finished later today!
@LegendaryFerret

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That went exceptionally well.

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Hey, remember when I said that my hiatus was ending? Well, that day is today! https://t.co/akb1hlRcz5

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Hey everyone, I appreciate the messages of concern that several of you have been leaving me. I want to reassure you all that my hiatus will be ending soon. Love you all 💙

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@KidmanMakino Dr. Boom, Togwaggle’s Dice as my first treasure. All that plus an Augmented Elekk or two had several of the bosses with more bombs than cards by Turn 5.

The whiskey was Wild Turkey bourbon. Got the job done.

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First time beating this Tavern Brawl, and I did it just idly watching Parks and Recreation while also drinking whiskey. I AM SO ANGRY AT MYSELF RIGHT NOW.

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I'M ALIVE! https://t.co/bLLRRWChR3

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Hey everyone, I'll be putting my Twitch channel on hiatus for a while, to concentrate more on my YouTube channel.
"But Penniless, your YouTube channel is still going very slowly."
Yeah, that's true. If you want to read more about that, I made a blog post: https://t.co/IUqG9vEjw6

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No stream today or tomorrow; I moved this weekend, and I won't have proper Internet until Wednesday. Right now I'm borrowing from my new neighbor, and I don't exactly want to drain all of his bandwidth.

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So, obviously I’m not *completely* penniless. But it’s times like now, when I’m assembling my bed frame in the dark and using a pocket knife as a makeshift screwdriver that I think to myself “I might as well be.”